City of San Diego Public Restroom

There’s pretty much no way a restroom could get five stars in my book. Well, there is a couple of ways I could think of but then i wouldn’t be reviewing the restroom itself. Anywho, was cruising through downtown SD this passed weekend, looking for someone to do some embroidery and what do you know I had to do a number one (not so surprising, since we had just spent part of the day drinking Bloody Marys and playing connect four at the misnomered Bare Back Café). Thankfully my city smart friends (well not that smart since they didn’t know where to get any embroidery done!) knew about the public restroom here.
The facilities were pretty clean, not fancy by any means, as if you’d expect them to be. Got your basic two stalls, sink and stainless baby changing station. Fairly clean even. The best part of this place though by far was the attendant who looked like Samuel L Jackson but told jokes like Eddy Murphy. Maybe he wasn’t that funny, but he did crack a few, told us it was illegal to roundhouse kick the button, and threatened us with their fake cobra. I can’t speak for all of us, but I’d definitely go here again, at least number 1.
All the convenience of Micky D’s or Starb’s, but without the guilt after you don’t buy anything.

This is a public restroom w/​attendant and for pay, which reminds me of the toilets you see all over in Europe. Here in the US we have two types of public bathrooms– scary in the park restroom & the JCDeaux kits they have installed in San Francisco– this restroom is neither, and therefore represents an oddity in the world of public bathroom design.
Also frequented heavily by bums.