Sportmans Club

Oh my, from the outside this place looks it might be cool. Walk in, one guy in a suit drinking his sorrows away UB40 style, (red red wine).
It’s probably because he was hanging out over here.
Took a seat at the bar and the asian lady bartender was all up in our face asking what we wanted to drink. My friend Joel’s all like can you give us 5 minutes, you would think that the bartender would give you some space and let you decide what you wanna drink. But noooo, she continues to be in your face and pester you. I was in Chinatown the other day and it reminded me of the shop ladies that like super pester you asking if you need help while you just browse.
Anyways, they play this super annoying kinda fast paced asian techno music in the background while they play old school videos on their tv screens, it was actually one of the color me badd vidoes. Oh wow, I tried so hard to erase CMB from my memory but I guess this place had to bring them back. It’s like a bad dream in here. Just take my word for it. Amen.
Oh yeah, they had this beer named Rowdy. Oh my, it was sooo old that it started to ferment in the bottle. Nasty + it was 8 bucks. Wtf.