Red Eye Bar

**EDIT** What’s written below is less a bar review and more a testment as to why I need to install a breathalizer on my notebook.
On recommendation from Jamie I came to Red Eye for happy hour.
Our bartender is (I’m sitting here now) Shanks and he’s very attentive once he gets to know you.
My sister just arrived and ordered her normal vodka-​soda. It is ALMOST CB’s strong. She even coughed!
We’re drinkin’ Stella at $ 3 each during happy hour. The clientele is pretty much as Jamie said; mostly high end blue collar with some exceptions on each end. There was one VERY drunk woman get who I heard exclaim «I told you I don’t like fuc***g Mexicans! I told you I only fu** whites and blacks!» wait, it gets better… «what?.. no, I’m a teacher and I should try to keep a low profile» I laughed out loud.
I’m already pretty drunk so I’ll do more later but just a note: guys, you either need a very narrow ass or a very long dick to use a urinal. I can use them but I’m not tellin’ which reason.
Mmmmmm free shot… thanks Shanks! Okay, now I totally like this little joint!

Located in a old shopping center, you would never guess how this place looks on the inside… CLASSY and CHIC!!! The clientele isn’t as upscale as the atmosphere, but what do you expect with $ 3.00 U-CALL-IT’s? I love sitting at the bar or lounging at their leather sofa chairs. The décor is top notch with granite tables and unique lighting. If it weren’t for everyone drinking Jack and Coke, you would never know you were in Texas!