The guys were not cute. They danced to slow country music, Cumbia, current radio hits– everything but sexy music. The service for drinks is doing the most. Because of their complicated system they bar lost my friends card and ID. Drinks are expensive considering that it’s basically juice. They should also really fix the place up. It stinks in there too.
A G.
Classificação do local: 5 San Antonio, TX
I have always preferred the regular titty bar over a male strip joint because I thought it was funner, but after going I know i was hooked! So ladies if you haven’t been, you need to! It’s an awesome place to connect with your besties and THEGUYSTHEREAREHOT! JUSTREMEMBER, women can stand there and get tipped. These guys work it like MAGICMIKE and not just any guy can be an elite hardbody! TIPTIPTIP and the guys will give you one helluva show!
JaneE F.
Classificação do local: 1 San Antonio, TX
I’ve never written a Unilocal review, but my experience was so terrible I want everyone to know. I showed up a little tipsy to have a drink a to visit my friend who was working the door, and after getting charged over $ 20 for 2 beers and 2 shots, I noticed my phone was missing. When I went to go ask my friend at the door if he’d seen it, some fat«manager» proceeded to get in my face about disturbing the staff and had a shit attitude to me about asking a simple question. At this point I’m arguing with the guy and he’s in my face threatening to kick me out and when I tell him to go ahead, somehow we ended up in a pushing match, and the guy got me outside and straight threw me on the ground. I sat on the wet pavement for about 5 minutes in disbelief, and some old stripper came out saying he was the owner to reaffirm I needed to leave without apologizing. Some chick also came out and told me I needed to leave but seemed more sympathetic. I had no problem leaving, but I was in such shock of What’d just happened I wanted everyone to know that the guy running the place is an indecent human being who has a chip on his shoulder, and will put his hands on a woman. He’s not a professional security guard, and took it upon himself to screw with my physical being, which has left me emotionally scarred. When I woke up this morning I also notice bite marks on my wrists, so the the dude also did that, which is weird, and pretty cowardly. I will NEVER go back and I plan on telling EVERYONE I know and ANY one who will listen to not go there, because it’s being ran by fucking morons. I plan on contacting the BBB and letting them know of the incident, and what they want to do with it from there is their deal. Ps, if you’re going to go there, the strippers are pretty awesome, just keep your distance, cause they get weird w you if you give then too much attention. The bar staff is slow, and the drinks are over priced. The only good thing I have to say about the place is that the restrooms are clean.
Mariela S.
Classificação do local: 5 San Antonio, TX
After my awesome experience at hard bodies I was amazed that the reviews were not all 4 – 5 star. But as someone who actually went to see the guys not to watch the crowd like a creep, it rocked! First off it’s a strip club so it’s dumb to complain about drink prices because every strip club over charges. Take a shot to loosen up a bit then enjoy the entertainment before you. Going to a strip club to buy drinks is like going to a museum to visit the gift shop. Secondly the guys here show EVERYONE a good time. They make you feel like a goddess and who wouldn’t enjoy that from a major hottie? Yes the touching goes beyond a high five but that’s what makes the experience. You go to have fun that you can’t have outside those walls. The guys show equal lovin to all the girls no matter her age, color or size so prepare for some serious attention! And lastly the guy selection is just great here! You’ll definitely find one to keep you drooling all night. Donavon was my personal favorite but everyone was smokin hot and totally sweet to me and my friends while we were there celebrating my birthday! I will definitely be finding excuses to go back! Who’s birthday is next?
Lyndsey A.
Classificação do local: 5 Killeen, TX
Had a blasty blast here last weekend for my girls bachelorette party. Drinks were good and the eye candy was entertaining and sizzling hot. After we closed it down I’m pretty sure we all agreed we will be back. A MUST to do when you are wanting to cut loose.
Em G.
Classificação do local: 4 San Antonio, TX
I took my sister here for her bachelorette party… I paid $ 110 for a party package and VIP seating… I would not do that again. I basically paid $ 110 for a plastic table cloth, 1 t-shirt(not a t shirt for everyone in the party as I was led to believe on the website) and«VIP/reserved» seating. The VIP seats were right next to the stage but so were all the other tables. I didn’t understand the distinction. I was also supposed to get a photo of the party, but was told they would snap a photo of us by the front door… don’t bother. We had to pay a cover charge since it wasn’t included and we had to pay $ 5 to take any pictures with our phones(photo wristband). You would think photobands and covercharge could be included for $ 110. Otherwise, we sat w/everyone else, my sister got a t shirt i could have bought for $ 20 and a $ 5 bottle of champagne. Overall, we had a great time. Dancers were fun and it is a night to remember, but skip the party package. Not worth it.
Chelsea S.
Classificação do local: 4 Austin, TX
Hardbodies is a must! I took my girlfriend for her bachelorette party with a group and we had a fantastic time! Do not judge this place based on their website. It really does not do it justice! The dancers are hott! If you want the«magic mike» experience this is where you will find it! Every dance(including stage dances) are a la carte — just do it… You won’t be disappointed! All of us had a fantastic time! I almost skipped this place when planning the bachelorette party bc of the reviews I was reading — but I so glad I opted in! Go to hardbodies! The only downside is the service as far as the door people and part of the drink service ., the drinks took a while and the door people weren’t exactly«chipper» but everything else was great! The owner was in the evening we went and he made sure I had everything I needed for my group of ladies! Get ready to spend those dollar bills and stop in to Hardbodies with your group of ladies! You’ll be glad you did
Joy M.
Classificação do local: 5 San Antonio, TX
The current group of guys at hard bodies is phenomenal! Ladies grab your girlfriends and some dollar bills and go see Prince Nikko, Milkman, and Koda James these guys are so hot! and they are genuinely nice guys. The drinks are a little expensive but they can make you one treeclimber and that’s all you need. Justin the server is a cutie and really cool too.
Tammy O.
Classificação do local: 5 Katy, TX
We took my daughter and her friend for a 25th birthday. It was AWESOME watching these two,(first timers) with eyes like saucers lol The men ARE attractive, respectful, and SWEET at the same time. They do NOT overstep your boundaries but have a HELL of a great time entertaining. It is a PERFECT girls night out… just as long as you see it for what it is and that is entertainment. First one I went to that you can TOUCH the hell out of them lol
Lauren J.
Classificação do local: 4 Austin, TX
I’ve been twice. Look online and find a coupon to get in free before 8pm. It’s amazing how much fun you can have for just $ 1. It is ridiculous and I was giggling like an idiot the whole night but its fun. I’ve seen«Thunder Down Under» in Vegas and it absolutely sucked in comparison to Hardbodies. Its very comparable to the movie Magic Mike. They go out on stage and start out clothed and do a dance number. You can go up to the stage but they also have 6 – 8 dancers on smaller stages around the room. Ladies, if you wear glasses, you might want to remove them before going up to a dancer cause they are a bit greasy. Fuego is my favorite, he seems to really enjoy his job and that made me feel more comfortable.
Jade C.
Classificação do local: 2 Houston, TX
It doesn’t compare to any of the Vegas venues but I had a lot of fun here. Its a great people watching place, drinks were cheap… too bad men have to stay on the checkered tiles!
Alisa R.
Classificação do local: 4 San Antonio, TX
I have to Unilocal Hardbodies. It is just a must. My girls took me here for my baccalaureate party. So cliché, I know — but whatever. You only live once. We got the«party» deal that came with champagne, reserved seating, discounts on private dancing, and the works. Even though I was smothered in baby oil by the end of the night, it was very amusing and ridiculous all in one. I would think that someone who goes here every weekend might have a bit of an issue but as a fun girls night out, Hardbodies delivers. The guys are okay(because all the hot ones are doing something better than stripping… hello?) and the service was great. I was impressed and tired after our night of debauchery. I will never forget it and I will never do it again. Get married, that is…
Jennifer L.
Classificação do local: 4 San Antonio, TX
It’s only disappointing if you’re looking for hot Chippendale’s strippers – and who thinks male strippers are hot anyways? Most of the time, women looking for a male stripper venue are looking to cut up with their friends about the greased guys shaking their booties in a Speedo one size too small. And that’s exactly what you get here. Plus a lot of bravado: One young fawn had the persona of «Zorro,» complete with black mask and whip. It’s hilarious to see the cougars in here desperately thrusting their money and rubbing on these men young enough to be their sons. Barf. But in a funny way. Two tips: Don’t try bringing in a camera, ’cause they won’t let you. And bring lots of cash – drinks in here are totally overpriced.