Smugglers Spirits

One of the most disgusting and smokey bars I have ever seen. I would not have believed any business would be capable of being that smokey. Plus, the floors were so sticky that they could almost pull your flip-​flops off your feet. Friends and I went on a Saturday night, and besides the bar being nasty, the staff were rude, and terrible servers. I don’t recommend Smugglers Tavern to anyone, unless you’re trying to get lung cancer.

This is such a fun dive bar — one of the best I’ve been to. It’s somewhat hidden in this weird strip mall building-​thingy, but it’s right next to Island Grille and Billy’s (the old people bar).
I had probably the best margarita I’ve ever had here. Make that 6 or 7 of the best margaritas I’ve ever had. The bartender, who I think her name was Shawna, (but again, 6 or 7 margaritas) made them perfectly. With some weird tequila I’ve never heard of. And the tap beer is clean, too, which is rare for a dive bar.
The crowd is very friendly, and the jukebox is very loud. The great thing is that it’s a Touchtunes jukebox, which you can control from your phone if you have the app. What I like to do is wait until some huge biker dude goes up to play a song and then, from my phone, put on Justin Bieber or Miley Cyrus as a play next.
But I digress. Anyway, go here. You’ll thank me.