Conoco Fuel Outlets & Convenience Stores

This place provides gas in a location that doesn’t have much in the way of gas stations and is my emergency go to place. However, it typically has a higher cost AND will charge you 10 cents more for a debit or credit card despite the advertising. You either need to pay in cash or have a conoco card to get that initial advertised price. I’d prefer not to go here but I’d also prefer not to pay taxes or gain weight, but there are only so many things you can do…

This is one of the last gas stations when one is heading into the Hanford site or towards Vantage. As Chris, comically points out, the store is definitely unique. It’s a little off of SR240, but it’s convenient enough. When I was there they also had plenty of water to clean my windshield, so I couldn’t complain.

Fate, it seems, works in mysterious ways.
In a matter of hours, my DO-​rag, Iibido AND dreams were left tattered. DO-​rag wearers can relate and propogate. Others/​non-​gangstas: the circumstances behind this are as complex as the layers of a fine lasagna, so I am going to leave those out.
So you may be wondering what this has to do with Conoco?
Simple: A jaw-​dropping selection of DO-​rags, Playboy passion enhancing shots AND (drum roll please…) Native American Dream Catchers!
Leave it to the fine folks of Conoco to know their nitch market and fill it to the brim with top-​drawer impulse items! Lets face it, 7 – 11 IS YOUR BITCH! Obviously, «Slurpee» is a punch line at Conoco.
I am going to recklessly spend my money here because the suits at Conoco have the huevos to peddle shit a flee market snubs their nose at. In a world where copy-​cat syndrome prevails, its refreshing to see this.
Get some huevos and make this your new novelty destination.