Square Pizza

Usually a wonderful late night food destination, but my last experience was more than unpleasant. The staff was extremely rude, all on their cellphones, unfriendly, and visibly annoyed with all the customers, most of who were drunk, but what do you expect after a football game? Customers were hungry and confused by the staff’s refusal to sell slices while slices were suddenly sold to some. Even more, the pizza was burned and sloppily made. The manager immediately threatened to have customers arrested who would not comply with his request to leave the establishment (which is typically opened until midnight or so) at 10. l will no longer recommend or visit Square Pizza.

Service was slow even when the restaurant was nearly empty. Pizza was not the worst I’ve had in town (*cough cough Papa John’s at any of the two locations in town cough*) but definitely not the best. The pizza is very bready and way too thick for my liking. The prices are also really expensive for what you get. Overall, I won’t be returning and I don’t think it’s a good deal. Only reason they’re not getting one star is that I reserve that rating for truly ghastly experiences.

Terrible service by cashier, Steven. Mediocre pizza. Anddd even the soda was flat. Not impressed.

I came in to visit Olé Miss from out of town and stopped here to get a $ 4 pepperoni slice on a hot summer night before the bars closed. I liked the square pizza divided up in four square slices. The pizza was pretty good. They didn’t serve beer, but hey, that’s the perfect excuse to load up on pizza and bar hop at other places or vise versa.
What will get me to come back is the friendliness of the employees here, especially Tate. Had a great conversation with him and his co-​workers. What I was really impressed with is that he suggested other places for me to try like the Ajax Diner and going to City Grocery for a beers. Most owners are all into their business and don’t want patrons spending their money at other places. This guy wanted me to enjoy my experience at «The Square.»

Really just mediocre pizza. Obviously, it’s marketed as drunk food to grab on your way home after leaving the bars. For this it serves a purpose, but it could really be improved upon.

This was our first time here. Between the mediocre pizza and bad service, we don’t see why this place is rated so high by the few Unilocalers it has.
We walked in around 6:45 on a Friday night… they open at 6. We announced it was our first time there and the guy behind the counter pointed to the chalkboard and said he has a cheese slice and a few pepperoni slices available. We have a large family, so we are not use to ordering by the slice. I asked what their special was or what they were famous for. The man responded, «we have one cheese slice and a few pepperoni. You can add anything from the menu to the slices.» Well dur! I got that. I was trying to up sell a whole specialty pizza for you mister. At that point we didn’t feel very welcomed, so we ordered the slices he ready.
Pizza crust was good. Crisp like a NY slice, but less flavorful. The slice we had was
not piping hot and gooey like we wanted since we were directed to the pre-​made slices vs waiting for the fresh pizzas out of the oven because they would be «too hot».
So 4 slices at $ 4/​each it was! We got water since they were out of most soda and tried to make the best of it. After spending $ 16 and change we wish we went down the street to Old Venice for a really good whole pie.
Bottom line: Over-​priced, bland dough pizza served lukewarm with a view of a really good pizza place across the street.

Amazing pizza and great play on words. Love it all!

This is Tate’s pizza place and in the interest of full disclosure I’ve known him for many years but I’m also a ruthless reviewer and honest about what I like and don’t like. I honestly think this is currently the best pizza in Oxford and I really like the thin crisp crust which reminds me a bit of the crust of my favorite pizza joint in New Orleans, Theo’s. The vegetable toppings are all very fresh and have a lot of flavor. I was disappointed that chicken wasn’t an option for a topping and I would also like to see meatball as a topping option. The pizza is served square instead of round so that might throw off some people and I do miss eating a sliced wedge rather than a square but it isn’t that big a deal to me. You also get the option to order by the square slice so that gives your the opportunity to sample the pizza here without having to commit to purchasing an entire pie. I also had the roast beef sandwich which was served in a similar format as the one at Pizza Den and the sandwiches here are also certainly worthy of eating. They don’t serve alcohol here so that does prevent one of my favorite pastimes of eating pizza while drinking beer so be prepared for that. I think lunch time might be a better experience than later on when the after bar crowd arrives and the selection becomes limited to pepperoni or cheese. Different folks like different styles of pizza so since they sell it by the slice it definitely is worthy of sampling one to see if you like it like I do.

This pizza is for college kids after the bars close it is totally packed. They have weird hours obviously to accommodate the students. The pizza is okay at best and is nothing to brag about. The pizza is comparable then to chevrons chicken on a stick and should only be consumed under the influence of alcohol. I give the guy props for dealing with all the drunk college kids and am sure it would be my first go to after a night on the square.

Tate keep up the great work! Awesome pizza my friend. The best in Oxford.:) fresh ingredients. Superb

Great pizza, Great subs! Love all the posters and pictures on the walls.

Great square pizza. Good ambiance but limited seating. Open late

If you’re not drunk, you might want to try another place to eat. The pizza is blah — thick dough, too much sauce, rubbery cheese. It works as a great filler to soak up alcohol though.

Good pizza. Open late night. Yay!

Square Pizza serves one purpose only – satisfying drunk munchies when nothing else is open.
The guy working the counter was rude and obviously tired of dealing with drunk Olé Miss students. I don’t blame him, but don’t work there if you aren’t prepared for that.
Pizza’s not that good, but it served it’s purpose.