Subway

I overheard somebody at Snake and Jakes say «Smoky B is dead.» Who the heck said that? Y’all, Smoky B LIVES!!! Or, more correctly, Smoky B lives for the seafood sensation at Subway. I’m always on the prowl for a good, tasty snack that plugs up my duodenum (my hellacious drug life usually prohibits a normal bowel movement). If you’re looking for a mayonnaise bath, then call me. If you’re looking for a bunch of questionable sea critters who lived in mercury laden waters, then suffocated unjustly in eggwhites and vinegar, look no further, you mongoloid. Here it is! I usually request the 18 inch subway seafood sensation special with extra mayo (at other Subways that I frequent, this is known as «The Smoky B Special»), but apparently this particular franchise is unable to accomodate my request. Apparently they didn’t understand me when I said «I have to eat this, or else I poop myself.» It must be the burns on my face, and the questionable smell which emmanates from my netherregions in perpetuity. I’m giving this Subway three stars for not listening to my unique dietary history.

This subway is a recent addition to the area. So recent in fact that the business listing had to be added by me. The reason I went here is because of the convenience factor.
The customer service and the prices are what you would expect to find in any subway. The layout of this store is pretty much the same as any other subway. What makes this store so special? Absolutely nothing, I just like subway that’s all. My biggest gripe about subway is that most of their sandwiches mainly consist of bread. They really get chintzy with the meat, cheese and veggies. I guess that is the price you pay for cheap food.
In short this place is good if you are hungry and don’t feel like driving to Jimmy John’s.