Manhattan Psychiatric Center

What more could you ask for?
A full service mega-​residential building with complimentary, court-​ordered mental health services all wrapped up in a beautiful island setting on the East River with 24 hour security provided free of charge by the State of New York.
Why this place isn’t the next new hot residential address in New York City is beyond me. And to think, some Russian billionaire recently paid $ 88 million to get his 20 year old daughter prime digs on Central Park West. Please, her building doesn’t even provide psychotropic drugs as part of the monthly common fees, and we know that’s an amenity kids today just can’t do without!
To all of you out there from wherever hell bent on moving to New York City, MPC is THE hottest address this side of Williamsburg, Brooklyn. It’s so hot, even the New York Times hasn’t caught up with it yet.
Better do whatever you have to do to get on this list, units are going like hotcakes!