Promise to keep this on the DL, because I don’t want Staples to send out their goons: «sooo, we hoid yous been selling print cartridges for less than half our price, and that yous got printer ink available to fit almost every type of printer» *cracks knuckles* «yeah, it’s a nice place yous got here. Be a shame if sometin’…happened to it.» *mayhem ensues*