Look. You’re in Wyoming. You’ve got kids. Suck it up. Do the tourist thing. Take your kids on a half-day horseback trip. They’ll have the time of their lives, and you’ll come back and all your friends will call you a tool and a tourist, but you’ll know that you made your kids very, very happy with one of the seminal middle class activities in modern America. If you’re lucky, your kids will take their kids on the same cheesy afternoon trip, and they’ll send you pictures or a videograph or whatever it is we’ll be using to appease grandparents when we’re the grandparents.