Vintage Cellar Bistro & Wine Bar

Nice selection nothing like our wine bar back in Hillsboro, good food and real nice décor. It’s fun trying to find our new hangout and disappointing at the same time.

This is my all time favorite place in Modesto. Fabulous wines, menu selection, and staff. It’s a hidden little piece of Heaven. I highly recommend

This was a great place to have lunch, but, I believe it has given way to the RedWood Café seeing as how you can’t have both in the same space.
Seeing as how Unilocal won’t answer my emails guess I will get to them this way. As the Vintage Cellar Bistro & Wine Bar I was the duke with 25 checkins. Now I am no longer the duke. Some dick head with 2 checkins is now the duke and I doubt like hell if he has ever been there.

Took the family here for brunch today. Overall, it was just ok. The buffet wasn’t all that large considering the spread at say the Fruityard or even Hometown Buffet.
Pro–
Yummy pastries that seemed quite fresh
Real bacon & cooked crispy too!
My husband absolutely loved the tortellini salad
Con–
Runny eggs
The world’s thinnest french toast. I swear you could almost see through it.

A Flash Wiki-​pee-​pee News Leak:
«Oasis of Lunch Joy found in the Shadow of the Evil Kaiser Komplex Klan»
Super Secret Unilocaler Agent Paul M. reporting from his inner sanctum:
Defying all the odds, and the clear & ever present danger of capture by the Evil KKK, PM strutted seeming fearlessly into this Oasis. With no scrub shirt clad Evil KKK agents present, he relaxed his right distal metacarpal, namely the «indicus vulgaris», which was resting in his secret agent leather overcoat pocket. His «indicus vulgaris» (AKA, middle finger) was still cocked and ready for action to help repel any Evil KKK agents.
The building’s interior was secured at the moment, and the soothing décor of comfy zebra stripped chairs welcomed his tired buttocks. The kindly vivacious vixen volunteered to serve him a nice volume of luscious homemade soup.
S.S.Y.A. PM first checked the soup for any signs of a submerged booby trap from KKK agents. Ahhh… it was clear of sabotage,
he first inhaled the intoxicating soupy aromas and then spooned away until he regrettably deplete the bowl.
Oh, it so good to sup on tasty hot homemade soup!
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Fortunately, due to his SSYA agent training, he knew to have a luscious desert, near his anterior orifice, to finally do in the pangs of hunger.
He had chosen his desert wisely, for the homemade Boysenberry Cheesecake Pie, was
Oh Boy… so Berry & Merry indeed!
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While reviewing his earlier clandestine iphone shots of the signs he noted that one indicated, free fresh coffee with any desert. What a glorious marvel of the human-​computer interface… called the iphone… which could guild him toward a much needed Xanthine boast!
As PM delighted in his «Oh Boy, so Berry» pie he starred into the darkness of the Xanthine brew, and in the slow convection current steam, he began to see, vivid visions of his past encounter with the Evil KKK, a few years ago. When gravely wounded from a U-​haul fall he staggered into their new not-​so-​Urgent-​Uncaring room begging for mercy, pain relief, an accurate diagnosis, or at least a shot thru the temple to end his agony.

He staggered to the front desk but no one was there, and even worse, there were not any human beings in sight anywhere. PM rang the bell over and over, he called out pleading for mercy… but no one answered.
Finally, in desperation he opened the forbidden, «DO NOT OPEN» door, and yelled for help into the maze-​like building. Finally he heard a distant response… and eventually came to regret that moment and it’s aftermath. The evil KKK agents slowly tortured PM, which lead to almost eternal suffering & misery!
As the last sips of Coffee, saturated his
Taste-​buds, PM came back to present, and bid the lovely Oasis and its friendly natives farewell, as he paid homage to the recommendation of «Charlie, the Wise Sage of Modesto», that he could find good eats and comfy shelter here.
PM prayed as he exited the Oasis, and muttered, «as I pass though the Shadow of the Valley of the Evil Kaiser Komplex Klan, I will fear great Evil, because we live in the great Dark Ages of Mangled Care, Great Destitution, and a Plague of Boundless Greed… despite all this, I will carry the faint spark of hope, because I am still human, and still have the freedom to Unilocal»!
Post-​news Leak Summary:
In short, this place is quite nice, comfy, clean, friendly, and has excellent café type food. It has an upscale look, without being pretentious. It has down to earth prices and simple, but good food. It is a fine choice for a coffee, a snack, or a full meal. If you are unfortunate enough to have to go to that unspeakable place that starts with a «K» nearby, it is wise choice!
I will have to defer to the better experienced, «Charlie the Sage of Modesto», to better describe the food particulars here. Please see his review (s) and I will definite have to sample more of their offerings in the future (e.g.- Brunch)!