This isn’t a funny, quirky, ironic review. It’s just a brutally honest one. Life changing. This treatment is life changing. I’d been asking around for almost a year about a good local chiropractor and Dr Lampinstein was mentioned multiple times to me. After waking up with horrific neck pain to the point of not being able to turn my head at all the wonderful receptionist squeezed me in. I’m a big believer in chiropractic care. So many chiropractors are snap-crackle-pop-rice-krispie-human snappers, popping me like a kid with bubble wrap, rarely taking x-rays or even really paying attention to long term issues. Dr. Lampinstein is the opposite of those body crunchers. He discovers trauma your body has incurred from birth on, takes amazing x-rays, and formulates a way to actually FIX your issues permanently. If you are SERIOUS about realigning your body and functioning at maximum capacity he is the man for you. This is not a «snap crunch give me your money and come back when it hurts again» office. He spends the amount of time that you need for your issue that day. It might be a 5 minute treatment, it might be 45 minutes — but you ALWAYS leave feeling worlds away from the person you were when you walked in. SO many people go to a chiropractor once and expect to be fixed permanently, which is crazy. You wouldn’t go to a dentist once every 10 years and be surprised that you have a cavity! Your body has been holding these problems in place for years. He’s given me exercises to help with my issues and lo and behold, the combination of working out and chiropractic care is fixing life long pain. If you are curious ATALL about the care offered here, just go. You won’t be sorry, and your body will thank you.