Lion’s Den

Right off the freeway. Huge parking lot. Great selection of granny and wizard porn. Plenty of sleezy lingere and toys for the back door. Great place to bring a first date or a lady that just got outa prison…

I went here a lot with my girlfriend (I am not ashamed to admit it, either). The guy at the desk was really creepy. We were definitely a rare breed in that store; all the other customers were men. I guess because two lesbians walked in the guy at the desk felt the need to watch us constantly in the event we decided to start making out in the middle of the store. We never engaged in any PDA in there aside from holding hands, but knowing he was being creepy and watching us all the time made us really uncomfortable.
Their selection of toys and DVDs is pretty good. I like the location on Morse Rd. better; it’s bigger and has more variety.
Great for men, I guess, or straight couples that go in together, but women going in alone regardless of sexual orientation/​going with their (female) partners/​going in a group with their girlfriends, I’d avoid this place. I think Creepy Guy still works there.

Great selection of movies, magazines, and other accessories. The staff is always friendly and knowledgeable about the products. They also have a decent selection of tobacco smoking devices, if that’s your thing. One of the few businesses in Marengo that does not disappoint.

Conveniently located right off I-​71 across the street from a ²⁴⁄₇ pilot gas station and ²⁴⁄₇ Arby’s. The lion’s den is not open ²⁴⁄₇ — I think from 6am-​midnight. There is a billboard above this place bought out by some church group advertising something about «real men don’t need porn» so you might feel some shame coming here. The place seemed to have semi-​truck drivers as their main customers. Decent selection of porn dvds. I bought one for $ 9.99 and it was ok. Also had some adult humor greeting cards.