Comfort Suites

Band-​aid on the carpet in hall, no one cleaned this hall I guess in the 4 days I stayed. The carpet was old, green, and sticky! Seemed very old. I am now worried about bed bugs. Also bad location… It’s much better to stay inside the loop

I’m not going to find reasons to dislike a place just so I can make sure I’m not dishing out 4’s all the time. It’s a comfort inn and suites. You book a room, you put your shit in it. You pace around and wonder what you’re going to do for a minute. You sit on the corner of the bed. You pat it for some reason. Why do you always do that? There’s a tv. You know what to expect but you might turn it on later anyway. God, there’s really not a lot to do once you’re old and sad all the time, is there? NOPE, MOTHER FUCKER THERE IS A FREE BIRDS BURRITO RIGHT ACROSS THE STREET. RIGHT NEAR THE GUITAR CENTER. Go get a free birds burrito and then go into guitar center and casually ask the dude wanking on the PRS through the Orange mini to play Free Bird. He just kind of chuckles. You do too. You realize you chuckled just a little too long, but you just keep going anyway because whatever, worlds just gotta fucking burn around you one of these days. You’re losing breath from how hard you’re laughing, he’s just trying to play the harmonics on Mudshovel by Staind. Your laughter sort of evolves over time, gets darker. More revealing. Everyone can see who you are. You’d love to hold back the tears but that’s really not just some fucking thing you can just DO, now is it? You’re definitely crying in a guitar center but it’s like the world doesn’t even exist, man. You’re just getting it all out. Sometimes laughing just does that to you, man. You power through. You get the last of the face scrunches out of the way and you’ve got snot all over your shit. You open your eyes, start to catch your breath, get back to the nice comfortable chuckle that everyone loves you for. See? The world isn’t so bad all of the time. Dude left a little while ago and he’s probably talking to that employee about you but you don’t even give a SHIT; there’s complimentary shampoo, conditioner, lotion, all the essentials, back at the room. Just like every other room but honestly, what are you going to do, whine about it?
So yeah, good value. Rooms are clean. Homey, for sure.

Decent and clean. Relatively comfortable beds with new bedding. Wide variety of hot and cold breakfast items. Renovated about 5+ years ago, but not great workmanship. There is NO elevator, so ask for a first floor room unless you’re traveling light. Wonderful view of a truck chop shop… ugh…so the maid always closes the curtains, which means you’ll walk into dark room. Still, not too bad for a room with a refrig and microwave.