Matthew’s Place

Matthew’s Place was an experience that I’m soon to forget. And that might be for the best. Looking back at my 5-​week stay at the Place, I had to endure excruciating heats that never really got better. And don’t even try to cook in his oven he calls a kitchen when it’s that hot.
Sometimes there is a lack of food in the Place, which gets kinda frustrating because, let’s face it, a man’s gotta eat. But it got to be less of an issue over time.
I grew up in a household where dishes were washed several times a day. In Matthew’s Place, I would safely say that dishes are washed several times a month. It’s all in good fun, though. Question mark? o. O
On the bright side, when it’s cold outside and warm on the inside, and after I am satisfied by a whole lot of Cheez-​Its due to the lack of substantial food, Matthew’s Place is pretty nice. It has a nice view of the pool, and not to mention how pleasant it is sitting by the pool at night. His services are appreciated — he drove me to work ⁴⁄₅ weeks I was there.
The beverage selection is really nice. My personal favorite is his famous Water on the Rocks. (Make sure you order 2 rocks). Overall, it took me about 5 weeks to get used to living at Matthew’s Place. Let’s hope it takes you less time.
Oh, that hole in the wall? It’s nothing.