China Town Express

They are having special only$ 4.99 can choose 2 items. I chose orange chicken and teriyaki chicken… so much food, I felt very full after eat. I hope they can have some pork next time because pork is usually my favorite. Even it is food but clean.

there was a roach in my rice. they gave me a refund, spent the rest of the afternoon imagining the roach bits stuck in my teeth. dry heaves all the rest of the day.
cheap meat, bland food .
gross all around, never going back.

The food is disgusting. Come here if u like the cheapest cuts of scrap meat, I was scared i ate dog or rat… I didn’t finish the food, i grossed out. Best part of the meal was my ice cold pepsi i had waiting for me at home that i didn’t even buy here. Also, they sell lottery tickets and water… haha… what a joke.

Do not go !!! do not go !!! do not go !!! The food was terrible What part of do not go did you not understand

I’d like to give this place –5 stars but I can’t. Now I’m pissed that I wasted the $ 6 on this food that I’m staring at. O_​o
I usually never leave for lunch, but today I felt myself falling asleep and decided to run out and grab food and fill up my gas tank. I should have gone with my first urge (Subway), but as I parked I noticed Chinese food. You know I’m always down for my people’s food! But this mess? Uh… NO… sorry, try again. It’s dry, flavorless and just gross. I’m SOOO MAD right now. Good thing I wasn’t STARVING to death! I took two bites and immediately typed up «www​.yelp​.com» and wouldn’t you know… everyone else thinks this place sucks too!
NOTE TO SELF: When you you see a cheap Chinese food while you’re out and about, do yourself a favor and whip out your phone to look it up FIRST and save yourself the heartache of tossing an uneaten meal in the trash. All Chinese food is NOT created equal.
I’d go downstairs and hand this to a homeless person, but that’s mean. Even THEY don’t deserve it.

omg?
What is up with this place?!
I almost slipped when I walked in ’cause the floors were wet.
When we walked up to order,
we were greeted by a very scary looking Asian girl
(thick make up. black clothes. I don’t know. she just looked scary).
Everything looked dry and old.
They were cheap.
$ 6ish for a combo with 2 items.
but they were all overcooked, dry, oily…
just left out under their heat lamp/​in food warming trays for too long maybe?
and. they sell phở. O_​o
I wouldn’t try phở here though…
bleh.

I need to put this on my Dysentery Downtown List.
If you got the yellow fever and have a hankarin’ for a slow death, then you’re in the right place. Located in the middle of Los Angeles, were we have a diversity of Asian food to rival Asia proper — you decided to go here?
Obviously your pallet has been damaged by all those years of freebasing crystal and now everything must taste like burnt methane.
Don’t give me that look, at least I’m charitable enough to make up an excuse for your complete lack of dignity and self respect.
Yeesh, there’s no pleasing some people, especially if you’re trying to please them with sub-​standard Chinese food that is so bad that every time you refer to Chinatown Express as «Chinese Food» somewhere in China, a farmer drowns his daughter.

Ok, so I’m on my way to the Kings vs. Ducks game at the Staple Center when I get the hankerin for some fud, nothing specific, just something to tide me over till I get my Chicago Dog and Beer at the game. So I drive down Olympic and see nothing but KFCs and Korean signs that I can’t deliberate except for the pictures that show tasty tasty meat…
So I decide to pull into the next shopping stop that I could to get something. Alas the one place I choose has no Korean BBQ, but there is a Subway, Taco Raza, and a Chinese place… Hmm, Subway — A; Taco Raza — B; Chinese. B…well Chinese it is (I had subway earlier).
So this is what you expect, like what Panda used to be before Panda’s were part of the Express.
This was a nice little place, where there seemed to be locals just chillin and chattin, pleasant. And the food smelled like Chinese food. So I looked over the menu and saw that the price for what is equivalent to the Panda 1 item was 3.75, wow.…not bad. Same options, some not so conventional, but still good.
The, what I will call the «server», was a cute little chinese girl, about 18, and was chatting away on her iphone. She helped us with ease and even let me sample some of the less popular dishes (that was chicken?)
But all in all I feel like I walked out of there happy and full enough to eat a couple o’ dogs when I got to the Staple Center.
«Slimey, yet satisfying» I believe is what I want to say. So if you’re on your way to the Staple Center and want some Chinese, stop off here… in the middle of Koreatown…
Enjoy :D