Scarlet Ranch

We enjoyed the ranch. We’ve been to clubs all over the country this is the only one that offers no locker or towels. So once undressed you carry your things around with you. Very weird. Especially no towels. A girl squirted all over The bed and just left it. She had no towel to lay on or clean up with. These are musts for sex clubs and definitely need to be addressed promptly. Also there’s no food included. There’s a restaurant and the foods ok but paying 80 to 100 to get in you’d think there would be a salad bar or something. Waited over an hour to get in on Halloween even though we were pre registered and prepayed through the weekend. All in all the place is nice but they have some issues that really need addressed. Never go on a holiday.
Just read another review about the kitchen downstairs. I was there yesterday there is a kitchenette downstairs. People probably do sit up there with bare asses because there’s no towels. No locker room. Trapeze in Atlanta truly caters to Their clients with plenty of knowledgeable staff. I hope the ranch will get the basic sex club necessities together. Towels are a must and very basic. Lockers as well. Come on. Step it up.

The owner has been having his friends send me nasty messages over my review for 7 months. He & his friends have also been attempting to slander my name all over the place because of my review. What does that tell you about how the place is run?

If you’re looking this place up, then you should probably just go there. Nothing anyone says on Unilocal will adequately capture the experience.
That said, be selective about when you go. Different events draw different crowds, and obviously that’ll have a significant impact on the kind of night you have.

Went to the Foam Party over the Memorial Day holiday weekend. What a blast! Lots of new faces and plenty of friendly talkative people. Great venue.
Took a newbie to Sunday Fun Day. People were talkative and fun!

This is a completely honest and unbiased review from someone that’s been going to this club since it was on Broadway in downtown Denver. I’m stating this because there is only one other review here which in itself i find odd, and it just seems like a advertisement for the place (wonder who wrote it). I am a male, and not a hardcore «swinger,» just someone that is open minded and likes the occasional adventure. When i have come here, I have always attended with a female friend as a couple. For the most part Ive had a good time each time I have gone, and met some great couples and singles. The club itself is nice, it is fairly large with a nice private outdoor area to it as well. Overall it has a cozy feel to it. In general the people are friendly, but it can also often times have a cliquey feel to it as well. Here is my big problem, If your looking for attractive people, they are a little bit fewer and far in between now than in the past. Used to be more of an upscale feel and a better crowd. Its kind of deteriorated and gone downhill as far as quality of the crowd. Depending on the night, there are multitudes of trailer trash, weirdos and creeper guys wandering about. Yeah there are plenty of couples too, but where have all the good looking people gone? Overweight, flab, old, odd, shall we say fugly, you’ll see a lot of it here. They try their best to attract single women ($ 10 cover compared to $ 80 for couples or $ 200 for single men), and they get some, but they aren’t even close to cute for the most part. Think about it, what kind of single women go to a swinger club anyway. The majority of the people are average at best in looks and in physical shape. Thats me being generous. You’ll probably see action if that’s what you are there for, but if your a normal fit person/​couple, it might be the sort that is more of a turn off than anything else. It is what it is, if you like to watch or even join in and your standards as far as other couples or single men/​women goes isn’t very high, then yeah it can be fun. If your an attractive couple that’s looking for other attractive and upscale type people your most likely going to be disappointed. Service staff is ok, i haven’t had a problem but i’ve seen them be rude to others. Keep in mind as a couple your paying typically $ 80-​$ 100 dollars for admission and as a single male $ 200. You wouldn’t expect rude service, but it happens.

Well, how does one start a review for a place few people have the juevos to admit they ever step foot in?
How about this… Scarlet Ranch is a swing club. A damned fine swing club. In fact I’ve only been to one that was comparable and it was a 30,000 sq ft Mansion out in the Redwoods of Washington State.
But don’t take my word for it. Almost any night you go you will find visting Polys (Polyamorous) and or Swingers from abroad with their eyes wide and mouths upturned impressed by the size, class, and quality not only of the club itself, but also of the peeps attending it.
The owner of the Scarlet Ranch has been lifestyle for … *ever* I think and has seen this club grow from a private get together at a friend’s house (if I recall the stories correctly) in Evergreen to two other locations before coming to rest in what used to be a massive restaurant in the outskirts of Highlands Ranch.
The Ranch resembles a giant log cabin replete with two full bars (bring your own booze!!!) two pool tables, dance floor, dining room, complete kitchen, stripper pole, live band stage, DJ setup, sizable fenced «backyard» with netted gazebos, an outdoor dance floor, hot tub, BIG Tee-​Pee (complete with flat screen TV, beds, and fireplace), a downstairs with public and private play areas, a shower, and adult play apparatuses. Whew.
The crowd here in svelte Colorado is younger on average than Swing Sets from other Cities (I am often told from visitors) and ranges from late 20s to late 40s on average.
The Ranch has regular theme parties and now includes monthly Fetish nights featuring alternative lifestyle genres that run up against and sometime intertwine with the «Swing Set».
For those not familiar with Swinging, I won’t go into a huge explanation, but suffice it to say, Scarlet Ranch epitomizes the best of the lifestyle. People are clean, polite, and understand that hitting a swing club is about having fun in an open-​minded environment, not «getting laid» so no worries about creepers stalking and pressuring people into things.
Personally me and mine go to the Ranch for a laid back, open-​minded place to eat, drink, chill, and dance… and sometimes, just sometimes we stay for the extra-​curriculars ;)