Michael’s International

Well okay… where do I start?
Me and a group of friend’s stopped by Michael’s for a bachelor party. We arrive at 11pm. The cover was 13.50 or something close to that. From other reviews, sometimes it only costs $ 4! Still… the cover that night beats the $ 20 cover at other establishments. When we walk in… it is packed, and i mean absolutely jam packed. it took about half an hour for us to actually find seating altogether.
This is a Spanish club so the only songs the DJ plays are reggaeton and bachata type songs, to which i really find it awkward to get a lap dance too… anybody else feel this way? The girls there are ⁵⁰⁄₅₀ to say the least. 50% in the (1 — 5 hotness scale) and 50% (6 — 10 hotness scale). The girls that come and sit on your lap tend to be of the lower levels, because the hotter girl’s are usually already picked up before they can even find a lap to sit on! SPANISH is mostly spoken in this place… and it’s almost always usually tediously funny trying to have small talk when you don’t speak a bit of Spanish.
It is $ 20 per lap dance, but buyer beware! These girls are hustlers and they hustle hard! They WILL NOT and i mean WILL NOT tell you when that one lap dance ends and another one Automatically starts! So the total price of that so called «one «lap dance keeps going up!
SHORT STORY: This one girl comes up to me and she was cute! the Epitome of «Slim thick with ur cute ass ! «…i agree to ONE lap dance. She takes me up in the back where it is more dim and the lap dance starts. She seriously had some skills and was werk werk werking for her money! This lap dance went on for almost 15 minutes, to which i thought, «man… she’s really taking care of me. she’s hooking me up!» After a while… i ask. «ummm how many lap dances has this been?» FIVE. Surprised and Shocked, i was like. Oh, okay! I think I’m done, Thanks! … and Bam. I’m out $ 100. HUSTLERS! lol
Other than that. I have a couple more gripes about this place. (1) The music needs to have more variety! atleast play more hip hop and rap songs! (2) This place is too bright! a Strip club should be dim or more dimmed then this place. I shouldn’t be able to see the caked up make-​up some of these girl’s have from 50 feet away. Let me notice that when they get to me and say, «hola papi.»
When it gets closer to closing time… these girls get on a whole nother level of aggressiveness. Trying to milk you for every last dollar! Everyone will come up to you and ask for a drink or a last minute lap dance. They seem to go towards the more overly drunk person. lol. Hustle hard!
It was an Okay experience for me! I would come again, if it wasn’t my choice.
Cheers!

If you want to go to a club
And get girls all over u… this is the place. I’m not complaining… But I can’t even drink my drink… yeah I know hard life.lol. I’ve always had a good time going there. I suggest going Wednesdays after 7pm the place is packed with women.

Went to celebrate after I was done with finals on a Monday night, and the place was popping. Girls are highly attractive and some are so pushy to get a lap dance from you. Bring cash for the cover charge or they’ll open an unnecessary tab for you (Props to the desk chick who warned me before taking my card). The bartender, Harley, was super nice even though she was very busy, she was always cheerful and polite unlike other bartenders who think they’re too hot to be bothered like if you’re doing them a favor by spending your hard earned cash.
Bring cash because those ATM fees are killer.

The fajita buffet on Friday was really yummy. They even had salad and dessert. Plus, $ 1 draft beers in plastic cups. The dining area has an open feel with good lighting so you can see your food. Staff is dressed up and attentive.

This place had a close-​grip lat pulldown* attachment instead of a pole.
Enough said.
*possibly a close grip tricep pressdown… memory hazy. I remember a lat pulldown, the bf swears it was a tricep one.
***UPDATE– it is most definitely a tricep one. Annnnndddd the fajita and beans on the buffet Friday were on point on my last visit so plus 1 star.

13.50 cover on thanksgiving eve. This is definitely a Spanish club and by Spanish I mean Mexican. If you like that and non English music ok. The waitress took my card and I.d. and made copies, then turned around and asked for them again… Putting a watch on my I.d. today. My crown and coke was $ 10. The worst part was the very unattractive women working there. Lots of bad bodies… either absolutely no shape or women with obvious stretch marks and c-​section scars. We attended in a mixed group of men and women and were paid no attention by the staff. Travel down the street to the Colorado or anywhere else for better service and better women.

So… It’s a weekday. You’ve got $ 10.00 in your pocket and you’re hungry, you like to drink, and maybe, juuuuuust maybe see a lil sumth’n sumth’n.What do you do?
You go to Michaels, of course…
First off, it’s a topless gentlemens club. Which, if you’ve read a review or 2 of mine, you already know I frequent… frequently lol. But, what sets this place apart is the sheer bargain of it all.
$ 4 cover 11am to 7 pm. Free buffet for lunch and dinner which consists of mexican food, salads and dessert. But the real kicker is…
$ 1 draft beer and wells till 7pm. Yup. Drinks for a buck. As in $ 1 dollar. As in go in with a $ 10 and come out with 4 drinks in you, full, and $ 2 left to tip the entertainer of your choice. Go in with a $ 20 or a $ 50, and you’re definitely gonna leave effed up. Go in with a $ 100 and you’ll definitely leave there with a happy ending to your day. (Ya’ll nasty.)
Now before you turn off the comp and make a mad dash over there after cashing in your couch/​astray/​under the bed change in the coinstar machine, I gotta tell you that:
A. It’s a Hispanic club. So expect a LOT of Reggaeton, Salsa, Tejano etc. Very few songs are in English.
B. The club is a touch run down. It’s still ok, and not ghetto, but just not upscale either. Somewhere in the middle.
C. Lastly, the entertainment at lunch is hit or miss. I mean the clientel is there for free food and $ 1 drinks, so naturally it isn’t pulling in high caliber girls lol.
But aside from that, it’s a great time. Get in, get somethin 2 eat, have a couple rum & cokes, and move on. All for around $ 10 or so. That’s a bargain.