The Colorado Sports Bar & Grill

It was my friend’s bachelorette party, I have never been to a strip club myself so we’re like hey why not Colorado? First appearance, walking in hostesses just stare at you and make faces. $ 15 shots or drinks, $ 20 dances, no attractive dancers they are distant, on their phones or have an attitude. Took me $ 300 to have a good time I could’ve rented a movie from Redbox instead. I can see now why it has bad reviews.

You will Not forget this bar
This one is the best
They have the absolute best Dancers in around and the atmosphere is the Best in town. You will just be wasting your time and money elsewhere.
It is impossible for you or anyone in Your group to feel dirty.
This is the cleanest place in town and it doesn’t have that gross Vegas feel.
Take my word, this is the only «Gentleman’s Club» that I like.

A variety of beautiful women. Great drinks. Great food. They have a lot of specials on drinks and food, which is a plus.
One of the best gentlemen’s club in Houston.

This club and it’s employees have ALWAYS left something to be desired. I’d heard rumors for years that the club was pretty ‘racist’ but just assumed they more or less just catered to a certain collar of clientele and there was nothing wrong with that, it’s a business. Until… I went in to apply for a waitress position about 6 months ago and every employee including the manager let me know (without outright saying it) that I was not welcomed there. First I was blatantly ignored for almost 10 minutes, when the door girl finally addressed me she made it obvious that she couldn’t really care less about how she could be of assistance to me. I said that I was there to apply for a waitress position. She gave me an application and I sat at a nearby table and filled it out. It only took me 5 minutes but as I sat waiting to speak to a manager the door girl and 2 waitresses stood in a corner just within earshot of me discussing how much they hate it when black girls come in and how funny it was going to be when the manager came out… I didn’t know why it was going to be «funny» but I would soon know the punchline of the joke. When he (the manager) finally came out to meet me (15 minutes later) it took him no time to tell me that they weren’t hiring «my type»…I looked over his shoulder to see the girls laughing – I guess that’s what they knew that I didn’t. My caucasian girl-​friend went back with me after I told her the story because she didn’t believe me. She went in under the guise of wanting to be a waitress also and she too came back with a job and a story that only confirmed what I had told her. During small talk with one of the other waitresses she shared the «funny» story of the «black girl» who didn’t get hired right before my friend because the club doesn’t like black people in there. «We can’t NOT let them in but they know they’re not welcome. «is what was said. I just wanted a job but I got a REAL reality check that day.

Way over priced. Went in for Steak night as advertised. No steaks. Ordered fish n chips instead. And a cranberry juice. I don’t drink. $ 25. Drink was $ 15. Depending on where you were in the bar you were either freezing or hot from the lack of AC. Moving on. I suggest the same for anyone else.

Started off as a great place to be. But slowly the drive was to cheat the patron out of their money without any remorse. Beware!
Got there with friends because I heard good things,. Found a dancer I wanted to take to VIP. Gave my CC to the waitress for the designated price only to have her come back and tell me it was declined. Declined for a different price! They didn’t tell me the extras added after the the price was set.
I was still accommodating and gave another card and told them to split it between the two. 30 minutes later no response so I inquired to the manager George whom I assume was promoted from busboy last week seeing as he had no sense of business.
I explained to him the problem that the price agreed on was one price and the prices tried to charge to my card was another was completely different. He then explained that the non alcoholic bottle of champagne had been opened and undrunk by mr because it tasted like tears of raped strippers by managers. I agreed to pay for said bottle just to leave this situation but still argued with George about me being a new future customer and not having a problem paying for what I get, as long as it’s fair. He then offered to give me a 100 dollars of his own money pulling the cash from his wallet and saying «do you want me to return money to you that you didn’t spend?» I said yes and when to grab it and he did the sike our say get the fuck out of here. That’s the standard business practice by Colorado to patrons willing to spend money there. I only hope the owners read this and relive that asshole of his duties since he obviously didn’t learn how business works at his junior college. Girls are awesome! The one manager I delt with not so much. BEWARE! ESPECIALLY VETERANS!

This might be the singularly worst experience for a strip club I’ve ever undergone. Accordingly, this is a bitter post.
This is the kind of strip club where you walk to the bathroom and find dollars on the floor, presumably from a girl, possibly from a guest. When you put them on a neutral surface for reclamation, they disappear.
From the get-​go, I felt that I was weirding out the management because I needed to stay out of the main area to take a business call in the hallway /​outdoors; one manager kept glancing at me while he was hashing out a deal with my cabbie (for some reason) involving lots of checklists and my cabbie just standing there patiently. He’s a nice guy so I won’t throw their arrangement under the bus, but the management made it feel as though they thought we were scamming them for whatever kickback they have with the cabbie for driving me here. I assure him, I’m fine, just on a legitimate call, and to continue as is. They scurry back, finish business, and move along.
Check one: I’m in a sleaze hole.
I finish my call and enter this most wretched hive of scum and villainy.
I sat in a pretty prominently noticeable chair by Stage Two. I opened my laptop and began to work, keeping an eye on the performers. I’ll get to those later.
Let me put this to you: from 4 PM to 8:30 PM, only one stripper ever approached me to inquire about a lap dance and so forth. Ask yourself, what kind of strip club’s dancers don’t approach clients for dances? The more I looked, the more it seemed none of them actually did lap dances. To my right was an old gent with a reserved sign who smoked like a sieve, had about a hundred drinks on his table, and four of five strippers around him at all times, just chatting away.
I think I’m loquacious. Why not chat with some new blood? I couldn’t figure it out.
Check two: strippers don’t roam.
I finish work and just sit there a while. This entire time, as well, not one waitress has approached me. Finally, one does. I ask for a beer. She tells me the price. I ask for a gin and its price. She says she’ll check on that, but doesn’t tell me the price, just brings the gin to me. It’s twice the price of a beer. Great. I shuck out and ask for water. I never get water. Maybe because it’s zero the price of a beer.
Check three: waitresses don’t do what I want.
The girls.
Oh, you girls.
There was one girl, flat as a board, who I swear didn’t take her top off for her first dance. At some point, she did, but rather than take it off, she just kind of shoved her boobs through and kept the bikini top on. There was another girl who did this, too. They were both adorable, but looked like minors or just-​18, so I ignored them relatively; also, they were two of the entrenched dancers who just sat around next to the old guy ignoring me, so I was determined to not reward them all night.
Show me your breasts, and gyrate for the attention of thinning-​haired men in Hawaiian shirts, for free.
There were some talented movers; the best was a young blonde who looked like she was always raising her eyebrows in bored surprise. She had a great core, and danced her legs around the pole like she was walking on air. I enjoyed her but, alas, she, too, could not be bothered to ask me for a dance. Hasta la vista, baby.
There were some beautiful girls there in the natural sense. Not a lot of bolt-​ons, a lot of stretch marks (that’s life), jiggly asses, untoned middles. One of the more entertaining girls had an excellent physique, a big nose and jumped on stage in her heels. I thought that was interesting.
I couldn’t tell why some of the strippers sitting next to me got up and tipped other strippers, but not all of them. Were they boycotting the rest? I stayed glued to my seat, watching, a sociologist neglected, like Goodall among the apes.
Verdict: This place deserves to be nuked.

Love this place! Been here quite a few times and I must say the atmosphere is great. It’s very fun and the girls are freaking stunning! Not to mention the awesome cocktail waitresses, btw you should buy them a drink I found they then to pay better attention to you after a shot or two. Totally worth the cover, but I do recommend asking about a membership if you plan on going often. It’s better than paying cover everytime you go and looks good to the ladies Can’t wait to go back again!

Bad customer service over a beer the waitress told us it is 5 bucks then charge us 20 bucks instead. Then she used foul language. One stripper got bad attitude not going there again i spoke with the manager but he didnt seem to care either worst experience ever.

Overpriced for sure.
But the girls are super cute. Many classy girls as well which I like. I’m here for the fun of it, as im a gay man. But this is a fun spot. Sitting in a nice booth! No one is bothering us. They walk by and you can ask for a dance. Anyways for me I just came for a drink and a shot — it was $ 29.30 — normally I don’t care but it’s nothing special for them to charge that much.
The service is slow but it’s also saturday so it’s busy. But I love that the play lana del Rey, but HATE the rock music. But we all have our preferences. Give it a try! And they just told me mon-​Thursday it’s free enteence before 5 pm and drinks only $ 5. So I’ll be back after spa and update on the happy hourb

Someone told me there are like 120 strip clubs in Houston??? Ridiculous! Really though, why go anywhere than here? LOTS of girls, the BEST food, and 20 beers on tap. I don’t visit often, but when I do, it’s always bad ass.
My recommendation? A steak, a Sam Adam’s Boston Lager, and LAP DANCES. You’re welcome.

Excellent Food. I always get the burger basket that is available before 4PM on weekdays. $ 8 for a Burger, Fries, and choice of bottled Beer. Plus No cover in the afternoon. Plenty of hotties to choose from. Music was all classic rock and Top 40 remixes, with a little EDM. No Rap music. Very little Hip Hop. The place feels like a 100 year old Log cabin with the wood décor and Old Piano stages. Lots of historical sports memorabilia. Great place to take out of town visitors who want to experience a more cultural experience, rather than just another stripclub.

This business regularly places flyers on my car while it’s parked in my apartment complex parking lot. On top of the fact that it’s annoying and creates litter, it’s also illegal since they are distributing on private property and do not have permission from the owner.

I tried to walk in requesting that I never been there before… the man up in the front I’m assuming is the manager… told me I needed to bring a gentlemen with me inside in order for me to enter… I’m 18 and bi-​sexual and your going to tell me that… I know that is not true at all and I had a lot of money to spend on the girls but he wanted to be an asshole so good job on the business asshole I see why it got 2 ½ stars :)

By Far the best TOPLESS club in Houston! Hands down. One word RELAXING & FUN

Where do we decide to go after my birthday dinner? The only strip club in town I haven’t been to, of course. The Colorado it was!
First off, it’s a given (or should be, I thought everyone knew) that you don’t use credit cards in strip clubs. Ever. It really sucks and yes, my friend was over charged a bit, but it was my birthday, we were all having a blast, and she didn’t mind…
But let’s get to the meat and potatoes. I had a great time here. Like I said, I’ve been to every titty bar in the city (except the ultra seedy or nude ones) and I’ve seen girls in better shape, clubs that are ‘nicer’, etc, but I didn’t have as much fun as I did here.
The girls were all super friendly, a bit curvier (which my whole party liked a lot), and all put on good stage shows. More natural than not (which is a rare find). Also, the spinning pole is a nice touch.
Since we were three couples we all got in around 10pm with the $ 25 couple special– 2 entries, 2 drinks, and 2 food items-​which was an outstanding deal.
FYI– they are also no longer a ‘bikini bar’ meaning no more latex and no more granny bottoms.
Go to the ATM first because there isn’t one in here and pull out a lot of 20’s.

Literally the worst strip club I’ve ever been in!
Not only is it sketchy and filled with dirty girls who wear latex over their nipples. Also you can’t drink after 2am and they just take your drink out of your hand. The girls aren’t attractive and its crawling with creepiers. It had a terrible smell of shattered hopes and dreams.

How bad is a strip club when the girls stabd around talking to each other but wont come up to u. No ones getting dances here girls r stuck up. If they r not interested in u physically they will ignore u. Im not a bad lookong guy.

Anyone within the city of Houston knows that if you talk about a place where busted girls hang out, you need to go through a metal detector to enter (and it’s not an airport, courtroom, or jail), you actually feel the need to get a refund of your $ 12 cover, you had to sign a three page form to use a credit card, AND your cocktail waitress wore spectacles that had to be assembled, then you are talking about the Colorado.
Horrible and hilarious.
(Side note: I do not think I have used cash since seeing a dollar bill wedged in a girl’s butt and not removed for at least three minutes at this place.)

This place is the worst — management likes to pretend they are hot shots at some high flying club. Girls will rip you off and they are not very good looking anyway. We had money stolen from us and then got a huge bar tab with food and drinks we did not order. Management didn’t care. Several better places to go where you are appreciated!