Club Femme Nu

After a good time and few drinks on guys night we head to this place, man do I regret it.
Ordered a drink for $ 5 and a woman asked me to buy her one. No problem, $ 20 to buy her a drink, or so I thought. It was actually $ 40 after they already hand it to her, no big deal, but when I say I want to close out the bill is $ 90. I asked for proof, waiter wouldn’t give me any.
The waiter tells me my card is declined, not unusual in this type of establishment. What is unusual is when asking for the tab, he refuses to show me. When I go to the bar and say I’d like to see my tab the bartender turns around and yells «F*** You!» As he points his finger at me. They refused to give me my tab, my card, my ID, and then get a couple bouncers to stand near me.
I just left and went back the next day. The person I talked to this time was nice, but again a different card declined, offer to pay cash, then had to wait for a manager to give the ok to pay cash. Had three different explanations on the charges and had to pay $ 88 cash just to get my ID and cars back.
STAY AWAY! You are highly likely to get overcharged and then thrown out. I will never go to this place again.

This is the worse club don’t go the owner will rob you blind whatever you do do not give her your credit card she treats her employees like s*** and take advantage of the girl’s over charges for the drinks and if you don’t buy the girls drinks when she tells you to she kicks you out I would write her a 0 if I could take your money elsewhere.

My friend and I come here at least twice and spend close to $ 1000… However we were treated like crap today. Our favorite stripper, who we come to see, was treated like crap… We were not allowed to get our regular drinks… Because the «management» didn’t feel like it was justified. Some fat bald asian guy is apparently calling the shots. Small dick losers shouldn’t call anything. We will not be back to spend our thousands of dollars per week until the bald fat Asian guy is FIRED. Horrible customer service, horrible people skills you should not go there EVER!!!

I wasn’t on board w going, since my StripClub days have been over for quite awhile. I would’ve rather paid the prostitute a $ 100 for a bj behind the dumpster, rather than blowing ca$h I don’t have for absolutely no kicks. Paid $ 30 for a pitcher of Longboard and ended up dropping $ 90 in an hour without ANY female anatomy in my face whatsoever. A little something for everyone in this place and we were there early, so I’m sure the roster wasn’t full of their playmakers. If you have the cash, check it out, but otherwise it’s what you’d expect.

Femme nu the best strip club in Hawaii. Very friendly. A lot of beautiful ladies. I love my Asian ladies. There one they called China. She a hottie. Love the way she dance. Smoke’in hot body.

I can only give this three stars because I went in on a Saturday night and it was so busy that I couldn’t even get a drink. In about two hours i managed to get three drinks. Not enough to get me drunk and wanna spend my money. The girls were nice looking. Had some local ones and some imports. So they had a nice selection. Eve was probably the baddest one of them all. Really, I went there to see her. She probably has the most perfect body I’ve ever seen. She was so good she had her while stage surrounded and there must have been around $ 300 in ones already at her feet. She didn’t stop. She was good. I wanted to get a closer look but all the seats were taken. I definitely would go see her again and maybe even asked for a private dance. I’m sure she’s well worth it. I’d have to go back on a less busy night. Maybe I’d get more attention, cuz isn’t that why guys go to places like these.

As a compliment, I could see this as a bar I would frequent regularly. And not just because i like seeing naked women (I do), but because it was comfortable.
The bartenders were outstanding. Excellent service, friendly. As was my adorable cute Asian waitress (admittedly, I have a thing for Asians, but still, she was awesome).
Full nude — excellent. A few of the girls were truly outstanding. Put on a good show. When they weren’t sleeping.
As mentioned in other reviews, if no one is tipping, the girls just lie there. They hardly move. It’s like watching lazy tigers and polar bears at the zoo on a hot summer’s day. I mean, once you talk to them, they wake up, but still — from an attractiveness standpoint, to see a girl giving no effort on the stage — and I mean no movement whatsoever — there is nothing there to make me want to give her money.
A piece of advice to the dancers — guys have monster egos, and if you make them feel special, they will usually give you all their money. We are dumb that way. But you have to get off your doggie bed and dance a little. I, for one, don’t give my money to sleeping polar bears.
Minus 2 stars for lack of effort; otherwise, the would be a great strip club.

Please check your credit card receipt before signing. This place rips you off! My total is suppose to be $ 68 but they charged me $ 78 on my card. They refuse to give me back my ID or card unless I signed the receipt. The waiter told me that they automatically add 10% to credit card charges. If so, they should of informed me before I used my card. They are very sneaky. Even with the 10% the total does not =$ 78. #scam #cheaters #greedypeople

First off I don’t go to this type of place much, well actually this last weekend for my friends bachelor party was the first time in like 15 yrs. But I have to say the talent was good and bar was always attentive, didn’t have to wait for my drink. Wait staff was good also. always came around. Because it was the weekend, the girls were all dancing. I used to hate that the girls would just sit there until someone gave them money. That is stupid. Please fix this Managers… they girls should always be dancing… thats that the guys want to see.
The place needs to be renovated also, same old carpet and both still.
But for why we were there it was fun.

This strip club is not normal. First they just sit around on the stage on dog beds (very degrading). Once someone sits on stage they ask for money as if it was a private dance. There was no pole dancing, the girls don’t get their spot light and go up one by one and the girls aren’t that pretty. I don’t want to sound mean but I think all the girls that couldn’t get into the nicer strip clubs. There were big girls. Some pretty some not. One girl was letting a guy shove dollar bills up her. That’s gross and not sanitary. That is why people say wash your hands after touching money.

Changing my review due to not only female customers, also dancers complaining about the sexist & derogatory music that is allowed in this establishment. Apparently they allow mental abuse through music. Also, it seems bouncers don’t care when the dancers are screaming at customers who crossed boundaries, iow sex assault. The dogbeds are because the dancers are on stage for a full 4−6or 10 hours and they lick locker room.
Seems like abuse… a lot of it

Boobies. Drinks. Tons of dudes. And vag. Somehow I have ended up here a few times with some friends on Saturday nights. There are all types of girls for you to watch. There’s girls of all shapes and sizes, ages and ethnicities.
There are girls in cute panty and bra sets to strip down and shake their butt or shove their vag in your face. Then there are girls who don’t even strip but just stay naked and dance in front of you. They all dance with a small pole on these small beds that actually remind me of doggy beds.
I was actually disappointed since they didn’t really dance much or do tricks on the poles like some other places. Most of the girls didn’t really interact too much and frankly looked bored.
Note: sit in booths, watch the action. Sit by the stage for the action, but make sure you have dollar dollar bills yo.
Ladies, be prepared if you go. There will always be some guy who will want you to sit by him by the stage and feed the girls money. Do it and you’ll see why.
I must admit I was jealous of a couple of the girl’s bodies. They were in great shape and pretty hot. Damn I need to get back to the gym!

Don’t go here if you expect physical contact with the ladies.
The short of it: although the reviews are mostly positive, I promise you there are better strip clubs on the island (RockZa, Hawaii by Night and 939 to name a few).
The girls are okay. A few good bodies but no gorgeous faces. Most of them are pretty coherent, but one was doing drugs in the bathroom and weeks after I saw her talking to herself on Kalakaua. :/​A few bad eggs in here, but it’s alright.
On a more positive note, they let me (a lady) in for free, and the security guard is super nice.

I usually enjoy coming here but tonight was turned away by the parking attendant…
Think like a boss and you won’t be a 40 year old lot boy!
We had 20 people roll up on bicycles and was willing to pay double for 2 stalls and squeeze 10 bikes per stall…
Do the math dumb shit! That’s 10 paying customers per stall vs. 2 – 4 people in a car.
Last time we came the owner let us park in the covered parking and we threw over $ 2000 on the stage on top of paying entry and drinks…
We may roll up on bicycles but we all make more money than lot boys and we not ashamed to make it rain!

Great location to celebrate a birthday or basically anything. Most girls are very nice and friendly, locals or from the Mainland or other exotic locations, like Thailand! Good atmosphere with a good back room (hate the mandatory wood plank down though!)
Guaranteed a good time at a decent price in Honolulu for an after dinner entertainment!

I haven’t been here in ages, but my local cousins dragged me here so I said WTH. Not much has changed: Overpriced, water-​downed drinks, its dark & dingy, and girls pretend to like you so you will drop your kala (dollar) on them, and buy more drinks. (Hmmm, sounds like the ratchets I meet on the mainland — LOL!).
There are worse places to go in Town, but I like it here because Femme Nu is where da local boys go. I love to hear them scream at the girls on stage: Hana Hou!!! (Encore; Do It Again).
Funny story: My older cousin was all buss up (drunk), and he jokingly asked a dancer if she was so-and-so’s little sister. She asked him, «Wen you grad brah?», «Where you grad from?». After he responded, she said, «Ho, you grad da same year, and from da same high school as my Mom!». «You remember her?». Her response wiped the smile right off my cousin’s face. The whole night we were teasing my cousin, «Eh brah, da dancer look an awful lot like you». «You sure you and da Mom never do da kine back in the day?». His response: «Ufa kefe!» (no translation necessary) — LMFAO!!!

I stopped coming here because parking is terrible on super busy nights, it’s so crowded it’s hard to find a seat, and the girls don’t WORK. I swear, the girls jiggle a little then hold out their garters. WHAT?!
I usually see them staring at THEMSELVES in the mirror while moving extra slow. One girl literally sat there on her ass and stared at herself for a good 10 minutes while fixing her hair and moving very little. Then there’s the chatterboxes. They shake a little, take their tops off, shake it in your face then YAP your ear off. Seriously? Guys have to deal with yapping all day in their regular lives and you’re gonna get him to pay YOU to do that? Get real.
The only thing I liked about this place was the womens bathroom was clean.

Oh… Really… This is the best Hawaii has to offer??? Realistically, this is amateur at best. My wife asked if I wanted to go to Femme Nu to see what it was like, and I’m like OMG, THANK YOU, this is going to be great. I get to go to a strip club and I actually get to go home with a girl. Excellent, right? NOPE. I did get to go home with the girl, but the experience was horrible.
I’ve lived all over the country and overseas, and this club doesn’t hold a candle to even the strip clubs in Utah, ya that’s right Utah, this is a state that you can’t even expose your nipple… are you kidding me. My wife complained that the girls were lazy and uninterested, I’m prone to agree. I’ve never sat at the bar and literally had to feed the girls bills like a parking meter for her to dance. I kid you not, she actually stopped dancing when she thought she had done enough for the money paid.
Maybe it’s just me, I’m over 45, work in medicine and have seen my fair share of nude woman, both dancing and not. To me, it’s not really a big deal, the titties thing I mean. I want to be entertained, exotic dancing is supposed to be an art right? The person doing it is supposed to enjoy the performance right?
My resume’ of strip clubs: South Carolina (like Utah, but no pasties), Camp Lejeune (sucks), Salt Lake City (pasties), Fort Lauderdale (Pure Platinum) Toronto, Canada (there is a God!), Japan (like here but I was 19), London UK (boobs with an accent) and lastly Las Vegas (great, but I had to stop gambling). So I would say that I know what’s good or not.
Don’t waste you money on half ass (heehe I said «ass») titty bars here, go where they really know how to give you what you’re looking for: a fantastic performance, beautiful women, sexy bodies and an experience you’ll never forget. Vegas is a local favorite right? Take a break from the California Hotel and visit a REAL strip club.

Titties, titties, titties, i love titties!
You’ll see a lot of them here! sometimes you get the stuck up one’s who just show up there, and that’s when you gotta move on! Wish they had locks on the bathrooms for the girls!

Awesome. Definitely the best on Oahu. Four stages, each with multiple girls. The best nights to go are Friday and Saturday nights. Maybe Thursday. All other nights it may be dead-​ish.
The girls sit on pillows til you sit in front of them, at which point they’ll start to dance. Get up and leave whenever you want. Lap dances are $ 25 and some girls will ask for tips during. «Buy me drinky» girls just want to sit and talk while you pretty much buy them $ 20 glasses of apple juice. The Champagne Room… don’t know, but it’s a couple hundred bucks.
Be sure to tip the bartender as he’s a pretty nice guy. Also, when breaking larger bills for singles, make sure to count it out when you get it.