Nothing has ever made me want to get married, have babies, and move to the burbs like this family’s Christmas lights display. Apparently this is a common thing now, but I’ve never heard of it. They broadcast Christmas music on an FM frequency and have scheduled light shows every half hour that are synchronized with the music. Oh my God. I would gladly exchange my youth and singleness for a piece of that glorious suburban Heaven. This dude is fucking OWNING family life. RESPECT. And also, our world needs more shit like this. Silly, fun, community, joyous, pointless-yet-somehow-not. This guy deserves a Nobel Prize if you ask me.