The Potting Shed

Awful, awful, awful
Context – these flowers were a gift from my boss for my birthday. There were many days between when they were supposed to be delivered (about 6 full days) and when they were ACTUALLY delivered. The arrangment apparently was never re-​made or even attempted to be refreshed. – even AFTER SIX DAYS.
What did I received?
Dried out carnations (ever buy a fresh carnation – they last for almost two weeks), bruised day lilies in a vase of cloudy water.
Why did it take so long to be delivered?
Too many phone calls to count just to get them to deliver. This morning; they claimed I called them from my home number and said I would pick up my flowers except it wasn’t me. it was a man. (Literally that’s what the woman said on the phone… I guess that would mean it wasn’t me?)
1) I didn’t call them (I wasn’t home)
2) Since I didn’t call I’m not sure how I would tell them I’d pick anything up
3) I’m not a DUDE
Save yourself time, aggravation, and the disappointment of your loved ones and shop ELSEWHERE