McDonald’s

Who knew this place existed? I notice it the other day amongst a sprawling landscape of retail businesses and I am thinking «Hmm. an Irish restaurant?» I go in, ready to order some haggis and get this shiz… it’s burgers and chicken. seriously. They even have a fish sandwich.
I ordered this interesting item called a «Big Mac», remember that because when you wander into this little known eatery, you’ll want to see what all the fuss is about. This rogue s.o.b. had a middle bun. A F’ING MIDDLE BUN! Have you ever thought such breadery was possible? I was unsure of how to handle such a new approach to dining. I finally just attacked that three bun badass head on.
It was actually very good. Had an interesting sauce. My curiosities had finally taken over so I asked the lady at the counter what was this concoction of deliciousness that had complimented my two all-​beef patties so well. Not sure if she was being facetious or if it’s just that top secret, as she simply said «secret sauce» and failed to elaborate further. Well played McDonalds, keep your secrets close to the vest.
The fries were pretty solid and plenty of ‘em served with the order. A tad salty, but what do you expect from a new entrant into the restaurant space? They’ll get it right if they keep truckin’.
The décor was unlike any other upscale eatery I have been in, mixing a collage of booths, four table chairs (chairs are fixated though, must worry about asset loss), and some bar type seating, although no alcohol was present.
I tell ya, I am giving this a three star because they have some kinks to work out, but this place could be around a longtime if they just make a few minor corrections. Seems like a great place to take a date. Just remember who told ya!