Perfumania

Very pleasant & helpful business associate. Willing to help you find the fragrance that suits you best. Prices are very reasonable compared to the competition.

Every-​so-​often, I find myself hopping from one party to another, from one part of town across a borough or two to another part of town.
Unfortunately, there’s no cologne on earth that would survive such a trek, so I end up smelling like nothing more than thin air, or whatever I ate beforehand… not good!
And, so here I arrived (Perfumania), in search of a pocket-​sized cologne that I can carry with me on my party-​hoppin’ adventures.
Staff is always friendly. with the first 6 bottles of colognes you sample; after which, you’re on your own to flag them down for help.
As my nostrils started hemorrhaging from the sensory overload, I reached out and grabbed a bottle of something, paid, and jetted out of there.
Apparently, I picked up something called Ocean Pacific.
Sniffing it again now…
.smells awkward, medicinal even…, can’t wait to see what kind of beast I’ll lure in with this one.