ZR Cabaret

Soo I came back (because friends came, wasnt my choice) and its better on a weekend for sure. We has a table reserved so that was up and the strippers are okay to look at. Can complain. Music was okay. Other than that its more fun if you reserve a table & get drinks!!!

First of all me and my cousin got charged 20 $ for a cover and they should be charging for the entertainment 5 $ and one girl within three hours came up to us and and then would not take are dollar bills when talked too I guess they do not like to make money. We saw three dancers within 2 hours. We are professional dancers also in a similar club and we always have some one on stage doesn’t matter if its a Tuesday night or a Friday night and then they charged us 15 $ for ice too bring your own beer. Ridiculous and feel robbed by cover fee. Do not go to this club ever !!!

One of the most shittiest strip clubs honestly I guess from my personal experience just wasn’t the one I wanted or expected the atmosphere sucked and employees and management seemed rude when I talked to them but overall it was what it was. It was definately not worth $ 20 to go inside. Just now being there I will never go back there myself personally

I’m done reviewing because of the hate Unilocal shows these clubs, they hide all the positive reviews.

Is this such a fancy place somewhere in Texas that they would charge me $ 10 to park my car or valet and $ 20 cover to walk in the door. Just to see what this town at night has for entertainment, I’m already down $ 30 before I walk through the door. Go ahead and flag my review or you can leave it for others who appreciate knowing they would have to get out of the car, hand over the car keys and grab their ankles before stepping into this fine establishment. Just sayin…

«Analysis of the Establishment» ;)
As in football, once in the red zone, the object is to score. In La Zona Rosa (The Red Zone) the end game is very much the same. Some have better red zone scoring percentages than others, but in the words of a debatably wise man «you never know how far you can get until you try». Putting this advice to work in Zona can have a variety of results. A bj, a hj, or an elbow directly to the temple are all possibilities. The point is, once you get in, I suggest giving it all you got.
Zona is not the plushest gentleman’s Club in Dallas. In fact, it is light years from ever holding that title. A somewhat dirty, dimly lit joint with an exposed ceiling and a few exposed women that should probably keep their clothes on aptly describes the place. Liberal application of tattoos, undisguised stretch marks and evidence of poor dental hygiene can be discovered without much investigative work. Despite these facts, La Zona Rosa does have several redeeming qualities.
First, cover charge is minimal. Five bucks before four, ten thereafter, and five dollar off coupon is currently available to offset the ten dollar charge if you are really broke. Second, the beer is cheap. Fully dressed Tecates happen to be my beverage of choice and can be had for $ 2.50. «Big ass beers» aka large frosty draft mugs are available in Bud Select and run $ 3.50. For those seeking attention, 100oz beer bongs are available in Bud Select for 20 bucks. This is the equivalent of 8.33 (repeating, of course) 12 oz ales for around $ 2.40 a pop if my math is correct. I am not sure if Zona still offers food, but they used to and I strongly advise against eating anything in there unless the quality has improved dramatically.
Lets get to the reason why you are reading this review. You have questions about the talent. Honestly, there is a shortage of talent in La Zona Rosa. Level of ladies can fluctuate greatly depending on when you visit. Shift change is at seven and can improve the situation dramatically. Peak numbers of entertainers seem to work Friday and Saturday nights. I am partial to visiting the place on a Sunday. «Old School Sunday» offers up music from mainly West and South Coast leaning hip-​hop artists. NWA, UGK, Sir Mix A lot and Tupac offset the customary soundtrack headlined by Vicente Fernandez and Tigres de Norte. Visiting on a day other than Sunday can result in the dj placing non-​stop tejano, conjunto and reggaeton in rotation. Several flat screens provide alternatives when something you don’t want to see takes center stage. I digress… the talent.
On a really good night you can find nearly thirty entertainers, six of whom (or so) are hot. The scale drops off considerably after that. A few young ladies, it has been argued, should actually have to pay you to maintain eye contact. It’s been said that big girls need love too. Evidently, some find it at Zona Rosa. In defense of the fine chicks, some are really, really, really fine… one petite Latina currently has Doc Nipples utterly smitten in fact.
Black, white and asian girls are in short supply, but on a good day can be worth the price of admission. Lock in a good looking chick early and at a favorable rate or you will find later in the evening that stock has risen. This unfortunate aspect of the law of supply and demand increases the probability of you getting stuck with one of the stragglers. As far as employee demeanor goes, most seem oddly blissful despite the surroundings, which helps set the mood. On all my visits the waitresses have been attentive and none have attempted to rip me off to date which is a plus. The door girls also are pleasant.
Language barriers exist and you may have to use the universal language of love (i.e. madly waving dollar bills in the air) to attract a good looking dancer without an English to Spanish dictionary. From time to time you can find a truly amazing dancer that justifies all that exercise. Personally, I like Zona quite a bit, but in the interest of full disclosure, not everyone I have taken there has been as impressed. Early evidence suggests that patrons living in abject poverty are much more likely to mimic my zeal. I have a hard time understanding what’s not to like (what could you possibly lose besides money and social standing?). So, take Doc Nipps advice and drop by on a Sunday to catch a game and a buzz, or maybe go to the zoo instead, the choice is yours.
(NOTE: several inside jokes have been inserted into this review, if you notice something makes no sense at all, chalk it up to you not being there)