The Noodle

When the tourists visiting Wrigley from Iowa are taking photos of themselves next to this travesty, which has nothing to do with Wrigley, The Cubs, baseball, hot dogs, apple pie or your mom, then we have a problem.
You didn’t see Ernie Banks, Billy Williams or Duchie Caray out for the dedication of The Noodle, did you? Right.
The only ceremony for The Noodle was a guy from Glenview handing Tommy a nice fat check while whispering into Tommy’s ear, «Keep your ever loving left fielder happy.»