Real Whores. Real Reviews.

It’s agreed. None of us on Unilocal want Unilocal littered with fake reviews, and the people who write them should be exposed or kicked off Unilocal.
But the recent term used to describe these Unilocal-​scum, «Review Whore,» is a misnomer, really.
The several recent «Review Whore» reviews review fake reviews, so these authors of fake reviews should be called «Review Frauds,» because that is what the people who write fake reviews are. But they are not «Review Whores.»
The real whores of Unilocal are the rest of us: we «Elites» and the newbies or plebe reviewers who lack or seek the red badge; those of us who adore the fun, the community, the fond friendships formed and the depth that participating here has added to many of our otherwise more mundane and less enriched existence.
We all have our price. And on Unilocal,the price is low. We write perhaps millions of average to excellent, earnest reviews based on our authentic, personal experience funded by our own hard work and money. The pay-​off: our name in lights, a «First to Review,» perhaps an ROTD, a good
periodically, and some parties with free food and booze.
And there is nothing wrong with conceding — even honoring here — the truth of the adage: «we all have our price.»
So, «Review Whore» in its recent form of usage on Unilocal needs a little twist and clarification. I think it would be best conveyed in the new proposed Unilocal slogan:
«REAL WHORES. REAL REVIEWS.»
(A nod here to Izzy N. and her compliment that inspired me.)
«Real Whores. Real Reviews» should be reserved for us — the honest, hard working, hard eating and drinking, Unilocal Lemmings who write dutifully to make Unilocal rich by attracting millions of visitors and page views monthly.
The Real Whores are not the Review Fraud scoundrels, because «whore» is a whole other category with an entirely different meaning.
Consider some other categories of «whore:»
Power whores: politicians.
Laugh whores: comedians.
Exercise whores: professional athletes.
Free Speech whores: Michael Savage, Rush Limbaugh, or Howard Stern.
GOP Whores: Ann Coulter.
Industrial and Post-​Industrial Whores: since the birth of the Industrial Revolution and now the Information Age, millions of men have toiled in unquantifiable proportion, laying railroad tracks; erecting magnificent buildings; and engaging in fiscal and technological intercourse, all in the name or creating mass quantities of capital, a staggering amount of which has paid for blow jobs and pussy.
Contestants on Elimidate call each other whores. «You’ve only known him for five minutes and you’ve already made out with him, you whore.»
Marriage whores: As Eddie Murphy once said, «All rich women got to do is fuck their husband.»
So, come on now. Let’s honor ourselves: the real whores of Unilocal.
REAL WHORES. REAL REVIEWS.