Suntrust

Good service, convenient hours and nice location. It is located inside Harris Teeters. It is a full service branch, but doesn’t not «feel» like one. Typically satellite location.

O’ Suntrust, How do I loathe thee?
Once, you were a fair maiden by the name of CCB. While no true beauty you were full of sweetness and light. You always let me know you were there for me. You were loyal, robust, and coddled me. When resources were tight, you would woo me with your words of reassurance — «there there, I forsee your incoming deposit. Fret not.» When I needed a line of credit, you would produce it. If I was out of town and charges came from afar, you would ask me — you were there for me. And when I was out of town and desperate to access my account, you sent me a new card next day air.
But that was a long time ago…
One day, you made a sweeter name from two glorious symbols — the «Sun» that burns so bright and warm and the ever dependable «Trust». But with every sun — there is a shadow, and yours was long and dark. Oh how did I not see your shadow? It has grown so, that it encompasses me and all my workings. First, it was the random closing of my savings account, why doth thou do that? You moved my funds into my checking account and did not even ask? Your smile turned more crooked, and my line of credit became ethereal. But so long I was in your shadow, that I was in darkness. Suddenly my deposits would linger as if bewitched by a spell and when they finally found their way it was too late — and an over draft fee was triggered, then another, and another and another like imps from a fire — even though my deposits danced in trance with the demons, mockingly the late fee’s would come at $ 36 to a total of over $ 750. The trance ended, the balance righted, but like a hull the balance breached and still she takes on water at -$ 300. In despair, I made a last appeal to my former sweetling, but she replied, «I can do nothing, you must talk to my master.» Can the Sun have a master? After being made dizzy by the chain of masters, I reached a final master to hear, «There is nothing I can do, for I exact my payment!» I pleaded, Can you please stop allowing charges to my account, for the amount overdrawn is the amount of your FEE and then some! «Alas no, as a business account we do not have to disallow the transactions and they can continue, for you see — the business account is not regulated, only personal accounts are. We can do this, and this is how we choose to do things.»
How I curse you Suntrust! How I hope that the flux consumes you, and pray for the day that a chinese dragon devours you. May your dark sisterly moon eclipses you and cease your ability to cast a shadow forever! As I have now paid the price of your ‘tax’, now I can break my bond from you and find a kinder gentler local mistress in the name of Harrington and I will dwell henchforth in her hall singing her praises and forever scorning yours.
May your fires be quenched forever.