Subway

New Subway, clean dining room, Grease soundtrack blaring everywhere. We ate here when they were offering their «free cookie» (on your next visit) promo and the staff was very capable explaining the details to us. While being helpful, they weren’t IN YOUR FAACCCEEEEEEEEEEE about it either.
(Read: Kohl’s Department Store. Every cashier is supposed to ask you to apply for a Kohl’s card. And then talk you into it when you say no. And then tell you to re-​apply because you’ve been patient enough to say, «No really. Kohl’s doesn’t wanna give me a card. They told me last week.» And then booboosadface frown at you when you still decline. GAH. Or Bath and Body Works, when they want your zip code and email address and blood type and dental records. SOANNOYING. Just gimme my coconut lime verbena personal lubricant!)
So, Thank You, Subway, for helping me get to my free cookies.
Another A-​OK aspect: one of the young woman «Sandwich Artists», who couldn’t have been a day over 17 years-​old, had the patience while training a new, much older male «Sandwich Artist» to laugh about bacon being «meat candy» and «God’s bookmark». Unfortunately, while she was busy enjoying our jokes (innocently and unintentionally pilfered from Man v Food), her trainee took over the assembly of our subs. One of us was charged for bacon. We received zero (0) bacon. And the veggie situation was beyond sad. We should have paid closer attention to «Sandwich Artist John the Pleb» (who had clearly never even eaten a sub) who had his hands inside our lunch.
Anyway, what product we did receive maintained Subway’s standards for aaaaawesomeness. We just didn’t get enough of it. This wasn’t portion control. This was a guy who had no idea what he was doing because he’d lived in a cave all of his life.
Will definitely return to this Subway, as it is very clean, very well appointed, and extremely convenient as it is immediately off highway 60. Thing is, we pass other Subways along our way, and since these guys were so very concerned about our free cookies, we will most certainly choose this location over others.
Just get yer veggies and ranch dressing priorities straight, guys.