The Mobile Solution

–1* for not having gel cases for the BlackBerry 8820. It’s been out for a few months and is your latest model. Work made me get one, now you need to help me keep it safe.
–3* for having an employee answer my inquiry on said skin with a shrug, eyes fixed on a monitor and only a half-​assed point to the case behind him.
What had him so engrossed? A little investigation shows he was hovering over his personal laptop, using his bulk to conceal a Myspace picture of some guy in the shower, oh wait, it’s HIM. Yeah, he’s plastered his big, stupid, wet face on his laptop and is checking it out AT WORK. Did I mention the Heinz ketchup and Aunt Jemima syrup bottles sitting on the counter next to him? Seriously.
Hey, AT&T — think about new screeners for your kiosk jockeys. My first one star review is almost too easy.