Burlingame Hotel

well in a pinch you need a spot to rest your neck? this is the place no frills and affordable this hotel is not for everybody but it has been there for people in the north county for years so it has its place respectably in the area and is needed so thanks for reading bye

my reviews of this place have been deleted several times. THIS PLACE IS TERRIBLE.

I’m not rating this place. But I found out that it’s not actually a hotel, and I’m not sure how to add that info to this page otherwise. The Burlington Patch website says: «Unlike conventional hotels, the Burlingame hotel fosters the residential community. It houses long-​term patrons, by the week or by the month. The hotel also offers low income housing for locals who must undergo a qualification process.»
This explains why the place doesn’t have a website!

this spectacular hotel, nay, PALACE, is the heart and soul of burlingame. it will make you feel like you’ve died and gone to fairy tale heaven. it sparkles and shines as if it were made of diamonds and carries the delicate scent of orchid and gardenia through every hallway on every floor. the best part about the burlingame hotel is that you don’t even have to get a room there to experience its wonderment. you can just walk right in and pay one of its classy, distinguished guests a visit! another plus is that any burlingame citizen will be granted access to its roof for impromptu cocktail parties, weekly screenings of foreign films, and donut-​throwing contests (with fresh-​baked donuts from the royal donut shop!). there’s something for everyone here at the burlingame hotel, where all your dreams come true.