Burger King

The burgers here are made by royalty. That’s what it’s called: BURGER KInG, not Burger Peasant.
Unfortunately, Kings don’t have a f***ing clue how to make a f***ing burger, so you are f***ing sh** out of f***ing luck if you come here hoping for a good meal.
Chains suck, and this is your average chain. It’s not nearly as busy as the McDonalds across the street. Is that a good thing or a bad thing? I had one of their cheap burgers (I mean, it wasn’t for me, but I nibbled it, because the person I run these errands for neither notices nor cares), and then the 10-​piece or was it 12-​piece nuggets… I was SHOCKED that they tasted EXACTLY like the ones at McDonalds.
OK I wasn’t remotely shocked. So what.
Kings can’t make burgers. Who knew.
You heard it here first.
You know who can make good music though?
Prince.

The burgers here are made by royalty. Thats what its called BURGER KInG, not Burger Peasant. Kneel! Show some damn respect.
Every bite of their transcendent meat-​like product will bring you closer to eternal preservation.
Their French fries touch the face of god. You will become a better human when you consume them. They almost taste like they were once part of a potato. Yeah.
The last time I ate here, I gained super powers. My whole life changed. I was bigger, stronger; and ladies suddenly took notice. I immediately left and asked out every woman I saw and they all said yes, then made sweet love to me.
You simply gotta eat here.
It’s Burger King.

Hey it is what it is Burger King is not something I crave… EVER. It is simply a means to an end of hunger when you are on the run. This particular location has some of the friendliest staff I have ever encountered at a Burger King however some of the worst product. I cant say I blame them as this location never has more than 2 – 3 cars in the parking lot. When you are a fast food chain I assume the product is semi prepared ahead of time which when sitting around for sometime may lead to a deminished level of acceptance. I simply go here when I have no time because I would still prefer burger king over mcdonalds.