Teatro Martini

Teatro Martini performance was fantastic! We enjoyed it!

We had a wonderful time! The skits we cute and Chip the comedian was hilarious!!!
Drinks were good and the desserts were delicious. The aerial performance was phenomenal.
All around an entertaining night! Well worth the money!

This show was awesome. You will enjoy the magic show, the acrobatic dancer, and many laughs. Also get ready to participate onstage to and be entertained.

Recently I took my 15 person team to the Teatro Martini show in Buena Park. It was on a Thursday and typically they only serve Appetizers on Thursdays. However thanks to the awesome and professional team and especially Diana in Corporate Sales not only did we get our choice of Baked Salmon, Beef Brisket, or the Rotisserie chicken we also got a 3 course meal.
The service was Phenomenal, the Show was exemplary, and the food was top notch! I look forward in taking my Wife there in the near future. Really happy with our experience and everyone that went had a Wonderful time! Thank you Teatro Martini and Diana for a job well done!!!

Teatro Martini reminds me of a small budget Vegas variety show. I really enjoyed it. Great performers, adult humor, drinks, crowd interaction. A great place to do/​see something different on a Friday night. I was very pleased with the show and the drinks. The food could be better, the portions are so small. I would recommend eating before coming to the show.
Overall, I enjoyed it very much. I would come back again and I am definitely planning on it!

The Teatro Martini Lounge show is a cute mix of camp, magic, and cabaret! We came here on a Sunday night for some random fun with zero expectations or idea of what to expect. Do the same and you will enjoy it as thoroughly as we did. The cheesy and dirty humor kept us laughing, the costumes were high-​production value and reminiscent of a show I saw in Rio, and the space was intimate enough for a really personal experience. My favorite character was Jinx. Her goofy (and sometimes raunchy) physical comedy was so much fun!
It’s different from the Pirates dinner in that there is a much higher likelihood of being pulled into the show because the space is much smaller and the audience is therefore much smaller. It’s also a good deal as I would much rather spend $ 15 on this kind of live entertainment than on some random amateur comedian or a movie.
The food is mediocre but that’s not really the reason for going anyway.

If you’re in the area i recommend coming here. It was my first time seeing a burlesque show. I went with my girl friend. There were mostly couples but a few single ladies were as well. There was alot of croud participation and it was very entertaining. Everything from singing, dancing acting, comedy. You name it. They also serve dinner for an additional price. I had the steak, mashed potatoes and veggies and it was excellent! The bartender was on point, our drinks were perfect. Sangria was perfect. I had a really great time.

Had a wonderful night at Teatro Martini! Look forward to going again. Very entertaining and fun!

My wife brought me here for my birthday and it was well worth it. The cast kept the energy up from before we sat down until we left the room. The food came out fast, too fast to be honest. The show held my attention the entire time. Big bonus is tickets are super cheap on Groupon. I’ll be referring my friends.

I highly recommend everyone to this place for a good time and some great laughs. I had such a good time. I’m not really one to laugh at jokes easily and they must be funny and they had me laughing so much I enjoyed the magic show as well. They pull audience to participate.
I really hope to be back for a girls night and I already recommended this to a few of my peers

Oh no! I’m a little late to review and couldn’t find the YEE page to give the review for the Unilocal event here. ah well.
So yes. I came to Teatro Martini for a Unilocal event, and it was such a fabulous place! I would definitely make a return visit here. I had no idea that this was located in the same spot as the Pirate Adventure Dinner Theater. Not sure how crazy parking can get so maybe try to arrive early. Also don’t feel bad if you don’t get seats right by the stage. there will be performances all around you. Not a bad seat in the house!
The show was super fun and entertaining– there was something for everyone. The show was part burlesque, comedy, adult humor, magic, and a really talented performer using silks and a hoop in her act. Working in theater, I usually only get to see bits and pieces from the wings. if i’m lucky lol so it was really nice to just sit back and enjoy a show. The performers all looked like they were having a great time as well.
I can’t really review the food, because I just ordered the fried zucchini. which was good! You can really spend a lot on food and drinks if you aren’t paying attention. so choose wisely. But an appetizer and a soda is definitely affordable. I had an alcoholic slushie as well and that was delicious!
I definitely recommend this place!

Fun show! This entire event was well organized. The entire evening was wonderful! The show was entertaining! The waitresses were attentive! The food was good. I ordered a Ruby Martini before the show from the bar and it was strong. not watered down. They took a photo of guests with props as you enter to purchase. The cost of the dinner show included appetizers to enjoy as you wait before the show. Get there early, cause I’m not sure how often they bring out new trays of food. The script for the show was well written and the performances were great. I would highly recommend visiting, you’ll have a great evening.
Thank you to the entire staff, they all did work very hard!

Teatro Martini gets 5 stars in book due to its unmatched combination of great drinks, good food, and witty adult humor. Located at Pirate’s Dinner and Adventure in Buena Park, it is among Orange County’s best kept secrets. My purpose for attending is due to a Unilocal Elite Event that took place here. The service was excellent and the actors put on a show. FYI if you are thinking about bringing your kids you are better off finding a babysitter because Teatro Martini is geared for adults. The parking lot is shared with Pirate’s Dinner and Adventure. Straight off the CA-​91 freeway on Beach Blvd. A great place to take a date and watch some magic happen.

We got a buy one get one free deal from their website. So it was about $ 70 for two people. Drink lots, participate, let loose and you will have fun. It’s not a fancy restaurant so don’t expect 5 stars food. As a matter of fact, minus one star because my salmon was so dry that it reminded me of cardboard paper. The crackles with the cheese were stale. Hubby’s brisket was delicious, but with too much fat.
If you go, save your valet money and park your car in the structure on the left. After you entered, you would be waiting for the curtain across the bar to open. That’s where the dining hall is. The waitresses had to serve, dance, sing and act. Please tip them well. They worked very hard. A few of them were very talented. One of the magicians was disappointing. The other one was ok.
Don’t come with high expectation. I would not pay $ 70 for one person. But if you come across a deal, be open minded and have fun! I did :)

Some of you might have gone to Teatro Zinzanni when it was in town. I went to see it and I loved it. So, just know that this isn’t that. Yes, it’s a tongue in cheek dinner theater but I’m telling you upfront, don’t go into this expecting Teatro Zinzanni. If you do, you’ll be disappointed. Now, if you go with a good group of people that aren’t easily offended and you just want to have a good time you will absolutely enjoy yourself.
First of all, let’s clap it up for the tray passed appetizers because they’re fried zucchini sticks. No need to get fancy. There’s also a bar where you can grab a few cocktails before the show starts. The food wasn’t amazing but it was good and the portions were pretty generous. I ordered the beef and it was a big hunk of beef with a hearty portion of mashed potatoes. There was the standard 3 carrots but even they were pretty good.
The show is pretty cool. Yes, some parts are a little ridiculous but it’s a good time. Get a group of your friends together and go out for a good night.

I was able to go with my mom, and I got both our tickets for $ 75. I think for that price it was definitely worth checking out!
There is parking available, and once you walk to the building, you tell the ticket booth your name — and they give you a receipt. You can’t choose your seats when you reserve. You get your seat assignments when you check in at the ticket booth. I’m not sure — but may be based on first come first serve. It started at 8PM — but got there around 7:40PM — and we were seated to the right hand side — closer to the bar. But they also perform behind the bar — so it wasn’t bad seating. It was more like taller/​bigger people sitting in front of me so I just had to adjust my seat several times to get a better view of the stage. The stage is not that big — and it does not seat a lot of audiences. It is a good size — and cozy atmosphere.
Before we can get seated at our table — you are in a bar area with high tables and few souvenir shopping area. Forgot to mention — they have an option where you can take a picture once you enter the building. I took one with my mom and we ended up buying it — it was $ 20. Give it to you in a folder — one big — one medium — two small. You don’t have to buy it — so just take the picture — and if you like it get one.
Close to 8PM — we were seated. Each host/​waitress aka «Jewels» will take you to your seat, where you already have an appetizer. Crackers, cheese cubes and few grapes. I don’t drink much, so it was a bit of a wait until the show started — because they were taking everyone’s order. The table is a rectangle table — seats about 4 – 8 people per table I believe.
Then you get your salad, I really liked the salad — it was very fresh and had I think cranberry dressing — and from then — they start the show. The show consists of several acts, magic, acrobat, singing, dancing, and comical skits. I wasn’t sure what to expect, but throughout the show — the characters grow on you and gets more interesting and fun!
I think it lasted about 2 hours and 15 minutes. There aren’t that many cast members — but you can definitely tell that if one of them were not able to make it — I don’t know how the show would go on! (I’m sure of course that they will have back ups) Their costumes and especially their wigs are adorable! All of them have a role in the act and I really applaud them for taking on so many acts!
I ordered beef brisket and veggie platter. Beef brisket — was somewhat soft and a bit chewy, but pretty good. Veggie platter — was ravioli — I liked that one too. Dessert — cheesecake — was pretty sweet — but I finished mine.
Just one downside is that the waitresses are part of the act — so sometimes it is hard to get some water order extra drinks. But then again — I got involved in the show that I forgot to eat from time to time. And sometimes I couldn’t hear what they were saying — not sure if it was just a bit noisy or the speakers.
Overall — I enjoyed it! I would try to get a promo code/​deal though. Like I said — I got $ 75 for two tickets. Parking was free. And it really depends on the mood of the crowd — so if you want to have fun — make a fun atmosphere and clap and cheer so others will join in on it too!
If it’s your first time — and you’re not someone who is expecting the O show or anything — I think it is definitely worth a try — with a deal for the tickets!
Hope you enjoy~

Teatro Martini is one of the best kept secrets in Orange County. Located in Buena Park and in the same building that houses the Pirate dinner theater. They perform in a different show room stylized as a saloon. Very cool!
Before the show, everyone gathers in a parlor room where you can get a pre-​show drink. Sounds like a nice starter to me! Upon entering the dining /​show room, the actors interact with the guests which really livens up the atmosphere.
As the name implies, they have a drink menu with a selection of different martinis that you can order from and they have some interesting variations.
The show itself was very entertaining. It moves right along and has a bit of everything in it. Singing, dancing, comedic dialog, magic and even acrobatics. All the performers were fantastic! We personally really liked it.
The food itself wasn’t the best and kinda lacked flavor but that really shouldn’t deter you from going to this show. It was great! All in all, it was very memorable and would totally go back.

My birthday was this month so I had to plan what I was going to do to make it fun and memorable. I decided on this dinner variety show when I saw it on Goldstar. The show was very entertaining with singing, dancing, aerial arts, magic, comedy and colorful sparkly costumes for different themes of the show. I felt like I was watching a Las Vegas show with all the beautiful costumes. I highly recommend this show. Be sure to call and RSVP what your meal selection and let them know if you’re vegetarian or have other special meal requirements ahead of the time.
Food wasn’t too bad. I recommend the beef brisket with the mash potatoes and carrots it was a little oily then it was tasty. Tomato soup and salad was simple just the salad not too tasty. The cheesecake was excellent being rich. There was cheese, grapes and crackers for you to eat at the table before the show started too. Drinks and appetizers on the menu is an additional charge.

Located in the same theater as Pirates (same parking lot).
Check out their facebook page for discount codes
Newly opened show, 3 months ago. This past Friday night, my husband and I came here for the 8 pm show. Made a reservation over the phone a few days before without any trouble (saved money by checking out their facebook page, cheaper deal than Groupon). When you make your reservation, you have to choose what your entrée will be on the day you arrive (their menu is on line).
My husband and I arrived around 7:15 pm for the appetizers (45 – 30 minutes before the show starts, free appetizers would be provided) which was a waste of time because it took some time for the food to come after we came in. And the appetizers themselves were not good (via pass tray hors d’oeuvres with only 2 ladies passing one tray each of the following: cheese and crackers, fried mozarella, fried mac & cheese ball, fried sweet corn). The bar is open during this «preshow» time.
Then a short time before they let everyone in, a few of the emcees/​performers came out and informed the audience that they will be calling everyone in according to their assigned table (tables A-​C). We sat at table B, closest to the bar stage. For the show, you will be seated at a long communal table that seats 10 (or you may be seated at a table that seats 5 – 6, which is closest to the main stage).
For our meals of the evening:
Tomato Bisque– It had an odd smell, probably because of the Parmesan cheese used in it. But it tasted good. A good amount was served and a great starter, especially on the cold evening we came on.
Garden Of Delight Salad– I liked this salad, as it was made with the healthy dark green leafs. The dressing (raspberry vinaigrette) wasn’t too much, but would have preferred the dressing to have been better tossed and better distributed. I liked the sunflower seeds and raisins added to the salad). The dressing was nice and sweet and really went well with the salad.
Salmon Filet– I decided to order this entrée. This salmon filet is served with a large scoop of buttery mashed potatoes, 2 small carrots, a few pieces of onions and bell peppers. A garlic caper buttery sauce was served on top of the salmon, which was good but thought it was a bit too buttery for me (after a few bites, I tried to scrap off the sauce from my fish). I thought the salmon was good, but my husband didn’t think it was prepared right. I really did like this dish and thought it was more than plenty for 1 person.
Braised Brisket– My husband ordered this. The beef was incredibly tender and had great flavor. Although I had read previous Unilocal reviews that they had a huge piece of fat in their cut, my husband didn’t have that (better this way). Just like my entrée, my husband also had a generous scoop of buttery mashed potatoes and cooked vegetables.
Cheesecake– The cheesecake served was a thin slice, but was a good size since I was getting pretty full by the time this was served. This cheesecake has just a dash of cinnamon, served on top of a drizzle of chocolate and a small little dollop of whipped cream. I thought this was a nice dessert, but didn’t care for the graham cracker crust.
By the way, if you are vegetarian or are interested in ordering a vegetarian entrée, the employee who took my phone order when I made the reservation told me it would be a butternut squash ravioli. However on the menu that was on the table when we were seated stated that the vegetarian entrée was spinach ravioli.
Now that you know my thoughts about the food, let me tell you about this show (which ran from 8 pm– 10:15 pm).
As soon as you are seated, the show begins and will continue throughout your meal. The main host is a funny woman who has some great outfits. To briefly summarize the show portion, you will see dancing (cabaret style), singing, funny outfits and a variety of other acts. The variety of acts do change from time to time, but on this visit was magic performed by 2 magicians (1 of the magicians was Naathan Phan, whom we have been a fan of since we saw him compete on Wizard Wars last summer) and an aerial dance performer.
Please note that this show is definitely not kid friendly, so please leave your kids at home. The jokes contain «adult content» (sexual, raunchy, etc).
In the end, my husband and I really enjoyed over evening. I would want to come back here again in the future.
By the way, I do want to mention that valet is $ 6. Although that may seem like the only option, it actually isn’t. When we pulled up into the parking lot, the employee asked if we were here for Pirates or Teatro Martini. When we told him Teatro Martini, he directed us for the valet. But my husband asked if valet was the only option. And so he directed us to the self parking (don’t like that the employee did not tell us about this option and had to ask).

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Boob jokes, penis jokes, vagina jokes your thing? Then, you’re at the right place! Teatro Martini is a dinner cabaret with a variety of acts & a full course meal (choice of certified Angus braised beef brisket, .chicken leg quarter or center cut salmon filet). I’m assuming there are accommodations for vegetarians, but nothing specific on the menu or on the website. The show’s kinda bawdy, kinda raunchy, sophomoric if you will — all in good fun & nothing explicit. Just not family-​friendly entertainment. I arrived in my purple long sleeve collar shirt (more on this later) ready for whatever the night brings.
Teatro Martini is conducted in the same building as Pirate’s Dinner Adventure. The ticket windows have 1 line for each respectively. Inside, guests are led to the area around the bar & the Pirate’s gift shop. Have your pic professionally taken & buy it later for the reasonable price of $ 15.
Tray passed appetizers made the rounds, of which I helped empty.
Montague, the maître d
Tonight’s dinner–
Tomato bisque–
Salad–
Certified Angus braised beef brisket–
A generous cut, the brisket was the most tender pot roast I’ve had. The best part being the juicy fat, it was laid on a bed of mashed potatoes w/​carrots.
Cheesecake–
The menu said tiramisu, but we were greeted with slices of rich cheesecake. I suppose tiramisu season is over at the the moment ;p Regardless, the slice of cheesecake was creamy & a satisfying end to a meal.
The show was a hodgepodge of singing, awe-​inspiring acrobatics, comedy, magic, quick change artists and musical revues, interspersed with servings of the night’s meals. I became part of the act on not 1, but 2 occasions. Wanda picked me out of the audience for the «Rio» segment, saying she liked purple. I then began to shimmy like a maniac, doing a mighty fine job if you ask me, with her and the «Jewels». Also, I took part in the musical finale, where I once again shook what my mama gave me to hit dance songs from throughout the years. I was jokingly telling fellow guests that I’m actually an employee at Teatro Martini, and it was all part of the act ;p
Seating is in half circles from the stage for Sections A-​C, with booths towards the back. Within each section is your assigned table, but it’s first come, first serve as to which seat you’d like to sit at.
Service was good. The fair women were quick with bringing out food, drinks and what not. Parking is in a private lot, shared with Pirate’s Dinner Adventure. Free self parking, and valet is $ 6. The self parking is ridiculously close & valet is ludicrously unnecessary.
Personally, I would NOT pay for full price, but like Medieval Times & Teatro Martini’s sister show, Pirate’s, special promotions are available on a regular basis.
I had a blast! A great time, indeed. Most assuredly, it’s not for everyone, but if you can be open-​minded and enjoy some perverted humor, permeated with great singing, dancing, comedy and other entertainment, then I think you’re in for a real treat. Granted, I managed to be part of the extravaganza a couple times, which factored into my enjoyment level, but I nonetheless enjoyed a fun evening of dinner & an amusing show.
Highly recommend!