Pizza Hut

Do you like greasy pizza? Better yet do like greasy pizza that makes your stomach churn a fresh batch of oily brown waste? You do?! Great! Look no further than Yum Brands very own Pizza the Hut.

Pizza Huts no longer win my affection. They have declined, if you ask me, in food quality. That said, having ripped the Pizza Hut in Luverne Minnesota for it’s lack of performance, it is time to point one out that does it’s job well:
If you want a fine Pizza Hut staffed by friendly folks who git-​r-​done, you’ll find no better example than the hut in the home of the corvette: Bowling Green Kentucky.
I say this despite being an anti-​Kentuckyite. I think the state’s climate and «educational system» knocks a few points off of it’s citizenry’s beauty and intelligence. But the folks here were sure gull-​durn friendly y’all.
…And far less creepy than the deliverance-​esque population of nearby Cub Run.
So…to sum up: this Pizza Hut is a decent specimen. It’s friendly crew and capable service almost overcome my distaste for the South in general while doing a pretty good job of allowing me five minutes in Kentucky where my main thought becomes something other than «man…I gotta get out of Kentucky.»
These are achievements indeed (: