Subway

Maybe the worst Subway I’ve ever been to (not that I especially like any of them.) The food is hastily slammed together (couldn’t be further from what one would consider the work of a ‘sandwich artist’), the vegetables look like they’ve been sitting around for days and are often starting to wilt and sprout some offspring, and the staff is incredibly impatient and downright rude. I actually got in an argument after ordering a meatball sub. Given ONE NAPKIN to accompany this sloppy sandy, I requested more. The response? «I already gave you one.»
Now you may be thinking, «Why didn’t you just grab some more off one of the tables?» Well good reader, they don’t set out napkins. They’re all behind the counter like they’re gold-​fucking-​plated napkins bequeathed unto them by King Jared himself … But I digress. Anyone after debating with this shmohawk for a minute or two, he finally relinquishes ONE EXTRA NAPKIN. Victory!
In the end, this meatball-​laden sandwich was a mess and gave me heart burn for the rest of the day. All in all, fuck this Subway.