Burger King

I’ve tried to stop in for a quick breakfast sandwich a couple times. Totally understaffed and comically unprepared in the mornings. Once I actually saw them lock the doors and stop allowing people to come in because they just couldn’t keep up with the trickle of orders coming in.
Sad thing is, it’s pretty typical for this area.

I’m very fat. I’m very lazy. I love fast food, and I believe in medicinal cheeseburgers. Plus, this is the absolute closest drive-​thru to my home. So it is with real authority that I advise you NOT TO EAT HERE. Keep driving. If it must be Burger King then let it be another site.
I honestly don’t know by what wizardry they manage to deep fry the chicken into such a hard dry plank, but maybe boil the sweet potato french fries into mush, and make sure that it is consistently cold by the time it passes into my hands, but still give me day old pie just warm enough to be soupy.
Even the ice cream and soda machines are always on the fritz, so its not even worth the most minimal excuses to stop in.
It would be more satisfying to give the 5 $ to a homeless person, or even eat the dirty money than throw away the soggy mess they have to offer.

This is one of the worst fast food places ever! They are super slow, get orders wrong constantly, run out of certain items, and they just plain suck. I have vowed to NEVER go back to this (or probably any other) BK again!!!