Jet’s Pizza

Very good pizza. They’re extremely busy most of the time but they always seem to get it right. Courteous, professional Great place

This particular Jet’s is consistently regrettable.
This review is for this particular Jet’s location but I find them all to be similarly bad.
Jet’s, it’s cheap Detroit style square pizza. It appeals to the lowest denominator. At first glacé it appears to tick all the boxes on the quality pizza list.
Cheese, sauce, toppings, crust… check, check, check.
But when examined deeper, by any one with fine taste, it becomes apparent that all that is superficial. For under the façade of pizza greatness one finds copious amounts of yellow grease, gobs of foul tasting spongy white cheese, generic flavorless white bread crust and way too sweet and tangy tomato sauce…
The only thing they do well is cause upset stomachs. Everytime I eat Jet’s pizza I feel sick shortly after. All that grease and poor quality ingredients are not easily digested and seem to grow and expand in the gut causing cramps and large quantities of gas.
For these reasons I will continue to throw away their coupons. Life is too short for bad pizza.
Edit: I gave them another star because it is Pizza and it could be worse.

Great pizza!