World Compliment Day UYE

The things that are going to stick with me the most from this get together are:
1) Irish coffee is awesome, especially when you’re sitting at the coldest table in the yard. Wth, we had a damn fire pit right next to our table, and didn’t use it?
2) Errol always plays unofficial host/​waiter/​male escort… to your VEHICLE. Pervs.
3) Male on male crime (video)…the kind that makes you want to rub habaneros in your eyes. And then smack Neal for sharing.
4) Goats. The kind that you lose your job over, from watching them all day.
And I’ll leave it at that.

Hello, I’m Mr. Earl.
A horse is a horse, of course of course,
and no one can talk to a horse of course,
that is of course, unless the horse,
Is the famous Mr. Earl.
Go right to the source and ask the horse.
He’ll give you the answer that you’ll endorse.
He’s always on a steady course.
Talk to Mr. Earl.
People yakitiyak a streak
and Unilocal the time away,
but Mr. Earl will never speak,
unless he has something to say…
A horse is a horse, of course of course,
And this one will talk ’til his voice is hoarse.
You never heard of a talking horse?
Well, listen to this:
If your husband asks me to cut you off and make sure you’re home by x-​hour, that’s what’s going to happen. If you leave a bar unescorted at night, it means no one there cares. Jenny L throws a killer UYE, and I play Mr. Earl. End of story. Have a nice day.

A holiday where Unilocalers get together and the fact that we mostly playfully rib each other instead of giving compliments is readily apparent. And were we a day early or a day late? The world may never know.
Jenny L. had the best compliment, telling her co-​worker that she was the best… at being awkward. Beth D. or Bethany D. was there and worried we wouldn’t recognize her with her hair down. Instead of saying she looks awesome as usual and please quit making us look bad, I told her she looked like Mischa Barton and was wondering when I walked on set of the OC, that she looked like Giada whom Beth apparently hates, and I refrained from telling her she had the toothy grin of Keira Knightley. See, I’m a good friend. Errol gallantly walked many a female Unilocaler to their cars as the night wore on, though there were many a Freudian or otherwise slip of saying he was walking them to his car, Neal M. kept calling him Earl, and there was no shortage of yelling (until Beth left, then there were many pregnant pauses), obscene hand gestures, and varying levels of insults, puns, boob and scarf discussions, and weird awkwardness. The best part was when Errol threw Beth’s drink out on the gravel since she was supposed to have gone home a drink earlier. Errol is the best chaperone ever.
Happy World Compliment Day!

Specifically… I find the photo of my husband and child… and the creepy up the nose shot of me VERY HELPFUL.
People complimented. I yelled a lot. I think I scared some people. I had a kid in a bar. Errol threw my drink on the ground. Melissa was nice and told me I look like various pretty famous people and I threatened, kindly, to kill her for it. The Irish Coffees and Buzz Mill are the bomb and Matt the barista is the bomb. And I hope his name actually is Matt… cause that’s what I called him all night.
Loved seeing everyone’s sweet happy faces. Mihir is really bad at censoring himself in front of 3 year olds. Can’t blame him though, cause… I had my kid in a bar.
Jenny L only threatened to kill me once, so I consider that a friend-​success. However she should know she’s welcome to eat a bag of dicks for posting that picture of me.
I almost managed to not hurt Melissa A. this time, but failed, because she’s a baby pansy flower and you can’t hug her too hard. But she’ll just have to get used to how much my love hurts. (xoxoxxooxoxoxoxoxo)
Neal, I think I screamed at you the most. So let’s pretend it was all in good fun and I’m actually really a sweet girl? :-P
I’m not sure what all I was saying to Jack the Moustache by the end of it, but I hope he can forgive me and will still pencil me in at the next Elite Event since I’m already the red-​headed step child of RSVPability.
Had a blast. You guys are totally hang-​out worthy in my book, A– OK, three star people. And everything’s five star when we drink.
Everyone I didn’t name, you’re awesome, I love you, I just suck, that’s all.
XOXOXO

You guys are great! Mr. Smidgens enjoys your company!
Beth D. yelled a lot. Jenny L. is light as a feather. Melissa A. hates pregnant pauses.
Mihir K. has a verbose vocabulary. Tiana C. is very quite.
I was unaware of Beth having to leave after one more drink. I will have to check with Errol next time so he doesn’t throw out the drink I buy for someone. ;-)
It was nice to meet Bethany’s husband and daughter. It was great to see Ashley S. and Mark out and about pre birthday mode. Robert B. in his Texas tuxedo was looking sharp! If I left you out by name, I do apologize.
Mihir asked me if I workout. I said, «I just drink tons of milk.»
Jenny loooooooooooooooves bags full of Roosters!
My buddy Adriel S. and I decided to chow down on some Blue Ox BBQ. I will go into that in another review. Damn tasty!
Bethany…all is forgiven… but never forgotten. ;-)
The stache always remembers.
You’re the best around! Nothing in the world can take you down! (Singing the song from Karate Kid)
Besitos to all and to all a good night!