Travis County Precinct 3

Leslie Enriquez is by far the most courteous employee there. You can tell she takes her job serious and is super professional

So I’m driving back into my subdivision and stop at the stop sign, but not long enough to file, polish and paint my nails as required by the wonderful officer who pulled me over and gave me a ticket. How embarrassing as the neighbors drive by and rubber neck at me. I’m already a member of the leper lounge because we chose not to procreate.
The sheriffs are supposed to be patrolling our neighborhood to discourage naughty crooks from breaking into our cars, but instead have taken to banking on pulling over the people in my hood. I know this, because there are a lot of people bitching about it on the neighborhood Yahoo group.
I was so livid, incensed, irate because that just sucks to get pulled over in your own damn neighborhood on Thanksgiving!!!
Anyway, I remembered yesterday when I looked at my ripped up ticket which was stuck under my «fuckers» magnet on my fridge that I needed to respond to the court by Dec 25 or they’re going to come get me. So I figured they’d be working today right? This is the first 24^th of Dec that I haven’t worked in like 5 years.
But nooooooo, they were closed! Mixing church with state! Now what’s going to happen when I call on Dec 26^th? Just to play it safe, I faxed them a letter informing them I have attempted to no avail to contact them and they denied me this right because they are all off enjoying their eggnog. Bah humbug.