Astoria Health Bodywork

Great massage. They were super accommodating and able to offer a couples room for two. The staff was professional and my masseuse made sure that the pressure was right. Massage was normal except he was able to crack some areas (in a good way). They also use hot stones which I love. The towel was also soft unlike some other places that are more rough.
The place itself was clean and smelled good. They also have Nivea for lotion.
The only EH is that it’s cheap at $ 40/​HR but there are some other no frills places for a bit cheaper.

Well worth the whole $ 40. Came in a Sunday morning for a nice quick lifts up massage .
Had a wonderful experience. The place is Clean and organize, when you walk in the staff greed you and guide you. I had the pleasure of having Jennifer, she knew exactly where to go and put pressure. From oils lotions to warm rocks the massage was just ultimate. (Usually when you go to get a massage the staff likes to talk and ask questions, it annoys me because am actually trying to get some peace of mind) this place gives you care with out overwhelming me, it was quite and I really zone out for that whole hour. By the time your done they have complementary water and candy. Coming back for sure. WELL WORTH IT !!!

I am in soooooo much pain!!! Let me start by saying I get these $ 40/​hr massages about once a month because they are so cheap. This was my first time at this place and 5 days later I am still in such horrible pain and it seems to be getting worse. I had my massage with Michelle on Sunday morning. My upper back/​neck/​shoulder area was (and always is) my problem area. I feel perfectly fine there, but I don’t know what she did to my lower back because I am honestly walking like a crippled elderly person, and it’s 5 days later!!! I was sore the first day which is not uncommon for me but I’ve never experienced pain. I also didn’t have any pain in my lower back but I sure do now. It feel like I have 2 steel rods sticking into each side around my spine on my lower back. I’ve worn sneakers all week to work and have a hard time walking, sitting and sleeping. The woman getting a massage on the other side of the wall kept asking for Coco. When she ended her session she asked to come back in an hour when Coco was available. After reading the reviews, it sounds like she’s the only one who knows what she’s doing. I was going to let them know, but just the thought of climbing up those stairs in pain isn’t worth it. I’m also not going to bother to call because they hardly understood me when I called to book an appointment.

Clean, efficient, affordable massage parlor.
Your experience here really depends on who you get, so I give this place three stars due to lack of consistency. I’ve had several massages here, and they ranged from not good to okay to excellent.
While you’re getting the massage, you can hear the occasional subway rolling by. You can also hear everything happening in the hallway, which detracts a bit from the experience.
If you visit, I do recommend Jack.

This place is amazing. No frills is the perfect word to describe this place as someone else said. The rooms are clean and look almost the same as a room in a more expensive place. During the massage there is a little noise because the walls that divide the rooms do not go all the way up to the ceiling so if someone says a word you will probably hear it. If you look up you will notice there are metal rails above you used for balance-​if you are strong and need extra pressure walking on your back is an option. You can bring your own relaxing music if you need– the headphones won’t offend anyone– all of the people here are so nice. just made my first appointment today –I have been here 8 times without an appointment and have brought 4 friends here who also love this place and recommend it to others. The employees here are so nice and genuine. They will remember you and always try to accommodate you if you decide to walk in without an appointment– possibly after a stressful week (but an appointment is appreciated)! They check with you to make sure the pressure is ok. They will offer a tissue if you sneeze– (told me I could finish the box and they have more if I need on a cold day that my runny nose was ridiculous). They also have hot stones if you are feeling a little under the weather and need some heat to alleviate aches even a massage won’t cure. Always tip your masseuse!

The best find in Astoria! Everyone is very good at massaging, friendly, and professional. The location is perfect and even though the space is small, they have made the atmosphere relaxing. Overall, great place for anyone in need of a good massage without breaking the bank.

Coco was awesome. Went here for the first time today. After all the moving and business travel, a massage was much needed, especially since i was experiencing back pain lately. When I was thinking ‘i hope she works this spot’, she somehow read my mind, and immediately went back and worked on tight spots. Place is no frills, yet it’s clean with some of the best massage quality with experienced staff. I’m going to be a regular now on!

THE SHORT:
Pros: CLEAN, Affordable, very professional quality
Con: Staff is limited in english, you can hear everything (customers and the train); They have only a curtain at the doorway if the individual rooms that do not seem to cover the entire width of the doorway, the oil and lotions that they use may not be your preferred, BUT you can always bring your own.
Tips: They accept credit cards but there are taxes, If you have sensitive skin I would recommend bringing your own products, a previous reviewer mentioned a «stamp card» where you can do mutiple massages and get one free– I had asked them and they said it was only a grand-​opening promotion and they no longer offer it.
THE LONG:
If you are looking for a great affordable massage then look no further. After finding this place on Unilocal,and some long-​overdue need for a massage, I treated myself. I read reviews that recommended Coco, so when I called to make my appointment, I had reserved Coco. I typically don’t like to be too picky on my first visit to a place so I can provide an unbias review, but I could not afford for someone to do a mediocre job. Coco is fantastic. I wish I knew about them sooner! I am always skeptical about the second-​floor places, but they decorate the entrance so it does not look «sketchy» after entering through their doors. It is well-​lit and they also have a camera by the stairway, so they know exactly when to greet you.
Now about the massage: I still feel sore from the areas that she had to go deeper on, but just like other Unilocalers mentioned, she knew exactly where you hurt and where to concentrate on without you needing to say a word! I appreciate this, because most of these affordable spots will just ask you where you want them to concentrate on and neglect other areas that you may not be aware of! When I ask for a full body, I usually for them to cover everything to feel like I get my money’s worth. Coco is very thorough and lets you know when more pressure is necessary. Keeping that in mind, if you are not familiar with deep-​tissue massages that bust stress, I would recommend going somewhere else. This is NOT the place to go to if you just want a light «body rub». This place gets work done and the added hot stone was perfect! They definitely have a nice blend of techniques that allows you to have a nicely tailored experience. I know most places that offer «hot stone massages» usually leave the stones on you for a little while so please do not go in expecting that when I mentioned «hot stone».
You need to excuse the train sounds that come from the window. This place is right by the train station and therefore you will hear it. I wish this place had rooms that could block out sound– only one star less because you clearly hear the other customers that like to guide and comment on their own session. This is beyond their control, but It would have been a great suggestion during construction of the layout – these partitioned drywalls do not meet the ceiling. Another aspect that I really appreciate is that Coco is very professional and will not talk on the phone like other affordable massage parlors. She also does not haggle for extra tip as some other establishments have done. She is very professional but I need to warn you that you will need to be understanding if she needs to pick up the phone for other clients. She will apologize and that is more than I get at other spots in the city! I did not count that against her. Afterall, they have a business to run! I based her tip on overall treatment and quality.
Overall, I am a fan of this place and intend to come back. I would definitely recommend this place to others if you are looking for a massage spot in this area!

I’ve been here several times and I can’t say enough good things. If you’re looking for a fancy serene spa this is not the place for you. It is however extremely clean, warm, and cozy. I’ve had 4 or 5 massages with Jack and he is just wonderful and $ 40 for an hour is the best deal around. I definitely recommend.

Had an hour of reflexology with Jack, absolutely amazing at an amazing price. Will definitely be back!

Outstanding reflexology and massage. Even going beyond the «for the price» aspect. Nearly as good as what one may get through a physical therapist. The facility is really well thought out as well. Also, language barrier was not a factor. Something of value when you’re communicating about your body in realtime. Can’t wait to go back!

Went here completely on a whim after deciding a rainy day was a good enough excuse for a massage. I figured You probably get what you pay for signing up for a $ 40 massage but NO! The quality of this massage was far superior to places that charge triple the price. It’s a no frills joint, but WOW coco sure knows how to work your trouble spots. Don’t underestimate her by her size. She is strong and knows what she’s doing! I will definitely be back!

My hubby n i had a 30mim foot rub and it was the best one we have had by far! And we have our fair and share of massages experiences.
The masseuse are very friendly and speaks english quite well. the place is very clean and spacious. looks fairly new. atmosphere is nice quiet peace and serene.
The foot rub starts at just under your knee and calves. and finished off with hot stone. the masseuse def knows their stuff. my hubby and i are ex-​athletes and we are very impressed with the quality. and btw we are laying down on massage table for the foot rub. soooo relax
DEF coming back to try the whole body massage.
Prices:
30min foot rub: $ 25
1hr full body: $ 40
90min full body: $ 65
Ps: they have a couples room as well
Go check this place out! Literally by the train stop!
Dont forget to call ahead to make reservation. There are 4 ladies and 1 gentleman masseuses. I tried with the male named Jack. He is GREAT!

Okay, so I fibbed. I did return. After being convinced by my roommate to give Astoria Health Bodywork another try and ask for Coco. I am glad I did. It was definitely a more positive experience. She gave a wonderful massage. I enjoyed it much more, and it was definitely a steal for the price! Granted, the place is very simple and it was a little distracting to hear other customers/​the telephone ring in the background, I can’t complain for the value. For a nice, no-​frills massage at an affordable price in a place convenient to my house I will return. And ask for Coco (although I do feel a bit badly about the man’s back, I still prefer a woman masseuse).

I had Ruby for a massage and she was inexperienced I could tell. She didn’t even do my arms and wasted a lot of time rubbing instead of massaging. She rushed movements in her hands and she isn’t very strong. It is hard to complain for the price, but if she gets more training she will be ok. I think she is new to the game.

Positive experience every time! Coco is great. She is very thorough in her massage yet gentle. This is my go-​to spot for massages now. And you can’t beat the price at $ 40 an hour.

I’ve made this place my go-​to for a thorough massage. I have chronic back pain from a herniated disc and a demanding job. I get massages fairly frequently because of this and I can tell when a masseuse knows what they’re doing or not.
That said, Coco is a magician. She patiently attacks my multitude of knots and is always thoughtful with the draping of sheets/​towels so that I don’t feel exposed or cold. She’s great with gradually increasing the pressure so as to best release knots and she’ll pad the area with enough towels so that if she’s using her elbow or some other hard pressure, the pain doesn’t overwhelm. She also doesn’t do the same routine every single time. If my shoulders are acting up, she knows by touch and will spend majority of the time there. The same goes for my low or mid back. Each massage is custom to your needs.
At $ 40/​hr, this place is truly a steal. They take card and offer a frequent flyer punch card — buy 10, get one free.

My husband I and heard about this place from a friend who lives in Astoria, Queens.
We booked Jack and Coco off their recommendation. I have to say we were very impressed. My husband sometimes sleeps on his stomach and his back needs attention every once in a while. Jack gave him a deep tissue massage, and was able to help him with his back pain, as well as relax. (Thank goodness) Coco gave me a massage, I mean, I just wanted to relax and that’s exactly what I did. This place is amazing, we felt so good, and for $ 40.00 an hour you can’t beat that. At that rate, it didn’t bother me at all to leave a good tip. The place is clean, well organized, the people are friendly, professional, and they actually listen, and find ways to release the stress or pain, and to simply enjoy yourself. We felt so comfortable with Jack and Coco. (Thank you both!) We will definitely be back, our new favorite spot for bodywork!

My boyfriend and I stumbled upon this place by chance and it was the best decision ever. We’ve been to a ton of massage places but this place is now our new fav. They found knots we didn’t even know we had. My masseuse made my back crack which felt amazing! Highly highly recommended!

I happened upon Astoria Health Bodywork by chance — I was dejectedly walking home from a failed attempt to get a massage at CGTN down the street (
), which is a story for another day, and looked up into the light: a neon sign advertising an hour of bodywork for $ 40.
My back was in poor form, and I was nervous about trying a new place. Lower-​end massage joints have been popping up all over the place lately. But, there was no place more convenient, and I was aching, so I took a deep breath and walked up unfamiliar stairs to let unfamiliar people rub their unfamiliar hands all over me.
The owners are a husband-​and-​wife duo named Jack and Coco (I wonder if they did this on purpose or if it is alcoholically serendipitous… Jack and Coke, anyone?). The first time I came here, Jack handled my sore muscles. I’ll be completely honest, I was a little nervous because I’d never had a male therapist before, but I cared more about quality kneading than gender-​based discomfort/​discrimination, and reaped the rewards.
I returned within two weeks for a second massage, sooner than I ordinarily would, because I knew I hadn’t had everything worked out the first time. I had Coco for the second massage, as Jack was occupied, and her technique was very different but similarly deliberate in every movement. Jack had been interested in loosening the muscles of my whole body, worked in large sections and tackled the worst of the knots first, whereas Coco focused on each knot she found on the most tense and cramped areas. It’s possible that their massages worked best in tandem, but Coco did say I should ask for Jack whenever I want if I need stronger hands, but that they are «different but the same,» which is when she slipped in the tidbit that they are married.
When they are done with your back and legs, you are flipped over for a bit of neck and shoulder attention, and some light massage of your front (through the bath sheet), and then they stretch you! You HAVE to RELAX, both Jack and Coco told me repeatedly, because I wasn’t prepared for all the marionette-​esque handling I was about to get. Once I relaxed and let them jiggle and jostle my limbs around — there is method and reason to this — I felt a little like jelly. By the time I was dressed and ready to leave, I felt lighter and could sense an endorphin rush from the relief of stress my muscles finally got.
Sigh. Just writing about this makes me realize I need another one.
They’re busier on Friday evenings — call in advance, but they should be able to take you.