Pizza Hut

I think this place deserves a nice review for once. My husband and I order online from the Canadian site (doesn’t work with american, obviously!) and its ready to go by the time we walk there.
We love pizza hut. Everything in Vancouver is thin crust and more often then not, an attempt to be ‘healthy’. This is the place to meet the greasy junk food craves.
Sure the price is expensive, but what isn’t overpriced in this city? We get the personal pizza’s to save $ everytime. $ 10 for 2 bacon loaded pizza’s works for us! We don’t overeat that way.
The only disappointment so far is the wings and sauces for them. But the pizza’s are good every time.

Well, I saw the Pizza Hut commercial and thought… GREAT! Sounds good, so I ordered online. I got the Chicken Alfredo pasta, the hot wings and the Hershey’s chcolate dippers. (never mind). Anyway, I wish now that I had checked Unilocal first. That was the WORST $ 30.00 I have ever spent in my life, and I have spent money on a lot of bad things.
The pasta was unbelievably salty. Actually after 2 bites my tongue was raw so I had to stop. The breadstix you ask? SALTY! You ask about the wings? Don’t do it. I think they were from yesterdsy’s batch. Uuggggghhh. Not because I cook for a living, but just as a human being and a hungry consumer, I will never be ordering from this location EVER again. Oh, and the driver fiened the door not opening and made ME go downstairs to get my own food.
Now I am still starving, broke, and have nothing but the Hershey stix for dinner. I guess I should pull out the vanilla bean ice cream then.
Save yourselves! Don’t eat here… it’s not the first time for me, but it IS the last.

I just tried to order from the Robson St location and some middle-​eastern guy picks up and says they can’t accept orders because of «technical difficulties».
So then I asked him if he knew of any other nearby Pizza Hut locations, and he says «I don’t know, figure it out yourself» and he hung up the phone.
What in the fuck?
I then tried to order from the Kitselano location on West 4^th, and some lady picked up the phone and rudely scolded me about calling there and asking if they deliver, as they «NEVER deliver» there. She told me that I had to call the Robson street location and order from them. She then accused me of lying to her about the Robson street location being closed due to the reason the other guy gave me.
Pizza Hut can go fuck itself because a) they clearly don’t have their shit together, and b) they don’t seem to give a fuck about their customers.
I’ll order from one of your competitors from now on, assholes.
Thanks for nothing.

The website address doesn’t work; they won’t let me sign up and they won’t let me place my order online. I can’t log in to review to receive the free cinnaparts offered, and you know what – I shouldn’t be ordering pizza anyway.
But here I go, on a rainy day, ordering from a location close to this PH. It’s a busy place, but FTR, really? The man taking my order seems stressed, but he is so kind and he honours a coupon that he has in the store. He offered me the cinnaparts when I asked, too.
My total for all of this is around $ 18., which is considered mega-​cheap for Canada. Maybe that’s why I still order from here.
And it’s so artificial that it’s ready in just 15 minutes.
I’ll try to forget about the time I found a slice in an unused, unvisited desk drawer in a certain location, (no, not my house) that had been left there for 2.5 months, unnoticed and unattended. And there it was: a Mediteranean pizza complete with olives, green peppers, tomatoes, and who can forget the look of the feta cheese – a slice almost perfectly in tact, looking almost the same as it will look when I bite into my fresh pizza tonight. It seemed to scream out «Eat me if you dare,» «Where have you been all my life?» or even worse, much like those horrid driving commerials, «What were you thinking?»
Ugh. I better go pick-​up my pizza now.