Funnelz

Was good when it opened but pricey for no reason for parties. Quickly it went down hill, which might explain why it was less occupied and now shut down. Mind you the kids loved the slides but it wasn’t worth it. Now it is gone.

Place is dirty. Not that great. Looks old and not taken care of at all. Mats are worn out and dirty, dust clumps everywhere. They really don’t care for their little patrons. I am just waiting for a lawsuit. There is a ball pit where the mats have been destroyed right where all the kids jump in. Just terrible.

I brought my kids to Funnelz this week. The place is filthy. Dust everywhere, the floor mats are falling apart and absolutely disgusting. Almost everything is broken inside. most of the machines do not work. Padded stairs leading up to the slides are ripping and falling apart. Had to wait outside for entry, because the one worker was using the washroom. When I complained about the lack of cleanliness to the worker, I was told that they are renovating in March. Is that any reason to avoid cleaning a facility that little kids are continuously using? Also, why don’t we get a discount since many of the items are out of service. Very disappointing.

We have been to funnelz a few times in as many years, and the price has always been steep. Almost $ 11 with tax, flat rate no matter if you stay an hour or six. Who on earth would stay long enough to get their money’s worth, I can’t fathom. At least a couple years ago the equipment was newer and the place was cleaner. Now, it is absolutely filthy, and the cheap interlocking foam (also filthy) covering the floors is completely worn out, risking potential injury in some spots.
The snack bar sells your usual processed garbage, with «no outside food allowed,» so if you do ignore my advice and bring your children here, be sure to feed them beforehand.
I would give this dump a zero star rating if I could. My advice is to avoid it at all costs.

It’s clean, safe and the children all have fun. The snack bar is reasonably priced too. My only objection is putting in those ride-​type machines in place that need endless loonies in addition to the admission cost.
The children who went were 3 and 5.

Rain rain go away … time to have some children’s play.
Its raining, or snowing, or baking hot outside and your kids need to run around, let of steam and have fun… where do you go? Funnelz.
I’m going to write the next part as a 6 yr old: Funnelz is a whole lot of fun. There are slides, forts, places to climb and lots of other kids to play with. We love Funnelz!
OK: now I’m going to write as a parent. Funnelz is LOUD, sticky and while clean, I’m still going to marinate myself in hand sanitizer when I get home.