Fairytale Bar

Snobby expensive piece of shit!
So we hear about this interesting bar where the waitresses are supposed to be dressed like fairytale characters, so we went there, because I’m a perverted son of a bitch who has constant sex phantasies involving Disney princesses. Don’t judge, there are worst weirdos out there.
First red flag:
Bar is located in a snobby gentrified area of Berlin right across the Volkspark Friedrichshain park. It’s basically full of expensive apartments for expensive shitheads fucking this planet in its ass every day making you wish there was more crime in this city just to drive these assholes away.
So we walked in this snobby neighborhood, passing snobby assholes and their snobby kids coming out of and going into their snobby apartments and stood in front of what looked like a strip club. You couldn’t see inside. You couldn’t hear any noise coming out of it and you had to ring a bell and wait for somebody to let you in.
We rang the fucking bell.
A tired waitress opened the door.
«Come in» she said in a husky voice.
«What happened to your voice?» I asked.
«I partied hard last night» she said with a voice of someone who’s been smoking 10 packs of cigarettes a day. She wasn’t dressed as any fairytale princess I ever heard of. She had on a hairy sweater that made her look like a grizzly bear. With that voice maybe she was some kind of fairytale witch. Or a bear.
Second red flag:
She led us into the bar. Nothing «fairytaly» about it either. It even looked like a small strip club that the owner quickly had to sell because of so many fucking snobs and douchbags moving in to the area with their kids demanding that everything around them be family friendly. I puked on the inside and mourned the Berlin of the old days.
Third red flag:
The grizzly bear motions for us to sit at a specific table instead of letting me choose where I want to sit. What kind of fascist fairytale is this? It’s a fucking shitty bar in a snobby neighborhood that offers 20 Euro cocktails! And you tell me I can’t sit where I want to sit so you can fit as many snobby douchbags in your bar? Fuck you!
Oh yeah, the drinks are that fucking expensive, just like the ones in a strip bar, except there are no strippers, just ex party girls dressed as third-​class characters from a diarrhea nightmare. This bar should be firebombed with molotov coctails made of the cheapest wines. It and all the snobby apartments surrounding it. Yeah, I said it. Sue me, you rich zombies.

Cute little place in a mainly residential neighborhood. Interesting «concept» bar, interesting drink menu w pricey cocktails but of course they’ll do the standards too. Cool lighting and ambience, great place for a date!

One of the most unique cocktail bars I’ve ever been to. To find the place is a bit tricky cause of its ambiguous entrance. But the real adventure begins once you’re inside ;)
They have some interesting cocktails but if you’re not used to unusual mixes, your taste buds might not accept the flavours too well.

In dieser Bar wird jeder glücklich. Ich habe mich über den Fund so sehr gefreut.
Man wird mehrfach zum Lachen und Schmunzeln gebracht. Die Drinks sind super. Die Karte ist übersichtlich aber sehr innovativ. Ohne zu viel zu verraten wird man sehr unterhalten.
Die Bar inkl professionellem Barkeeper kann aber alles liefern auch wenn es nicht auf der Karte geht.
Ich freue mich schon auf den nächsten Besuch. Als Nichtraucher Bar sehr angenehm.

You arrive at a non descript tower block with only a bicycle with a fairytale scene on the front. Ring the bell and be pulled into a dark room where the fairytale begins…
I don’t want to spoil it for you, there are nice surprises. It’s expensive (58 euro for four cocktails) but if you see it as a little piece of theatre and enjoy. Don’t rush or go too early. It opens around 6.30 but Berliners go out late. Arrive later for atmosphere.
The Cheshire Cat cocktail was delicious.

Etwas noch nie gesehenes.
Diese Bar ist nicht leicht zu finden, aber wenn man da ist… Vom Klingeln bis zum Laden verlassen ist jede Minute dort eine fantastische Überraschung.
Das Konzept ist echt sehr gut gedacht. Die Cocktailkarte ein Spaß, Jede Ecke des Ladens bis hin zum Badezimmer ist alles wunderschön.
Man fühlt sich vom Ambiente, von den Cocktails und sogar durch die verkleideten Mitarbeiter im Reich der Märchen versetzt.
Ein Erlebnis!