Joes

Pleasant staff, pleasant food, but nothing special.
The décor could do with a little bit of an update, but is eclectic with an artistic feel which makes it feel good.

Ugh! Typical of the insipid, mediocre food that plagues this country. The burger should always be the safest choice because how much of an incompetent hack do you have to be to screw up a burger?! £9 for a bloody burger and the cheek to charge £3.50 extra for fries. The burger was flavorless, bland and dry with mundane toppings. The burger bun was untoasted and lacked a spread (barring a bizarre choice of mayo on the bottom half). The pickled gherkin that came with it looked embarrassed to be there. When the servers don’t check in on you to ask how the food is, in this case it’s obviously because they know the answer.
Oh, and how crappy is it to exclude the mojitos from the Happy Hour cocktails list?! About as crappy as the need to wipe food crumbs and salt off your seat before sitting down. Joe’s is as uninspiring as its name suggests.