Bide A While

WHOOP! WHOOP! WHOOP! This place in actual fact deserves about 7 stars. It is FAB!!! Okay, lets get down to brass tacks here, it is a bit off the beaten track, but you know me I will go to Hell in an hand basket for a good bun and or traybake (wasnt Helena Handbasket a 1970s drag queen??) its a short jaunt off the main road between Bessbrook and Mountnorris, look it up on Google maps or the AA road atlas or ask the sat nav woman to bring you to the door of Bide A While. You really will thank me, honestly this place will put most other eateries in the shade. Some lovely lady decided to build a large annex off the side of her house, now dont get me wrong this is no place for Anne Frank, its a large brightly lit airy conservatory type off shoot from the main house, lovely little tables and chairs not so crammed together that you feel you are almost having sex with the people sitting beside you like in some places I’ve been. Décor is bright and welcoming, tastefully furnished and with a distinctive homely feel without it being like sitting in your Grannys parlour. Now onto the menu. Tea, coffee and scones £1.50 ONE POUND FIFTY??? What, are we back in 1967? Too cheap! Slices of cake £2 and traybakes £1 I mean COME ON, this place is waaaaaay under priced for the absolute quality of stuff you are getting served up. We had soup and 2 THICK slices of the most delicious wheaten bread, a toasted sandwich and side salad, tea for 2, lemon cake and a humungous slice of apple tart, all for £12.80 I mean you just would not get it anywhere else.
From what I remember the menu offered in the way of cakes (all I am interested in really)
LEMON CAKE
COFFEE CAKE
LEMON MERENGUE
RASPBERRY AND WHITE CHOCOLATE CAKE
CHERRY BAKEWELL
CHOCOLATE FUDGE CAKE
APPLE AND STRAWBERRY TART
APPLE TART
RHUBARB TART
SCONES
MUFFINS
Also on offer
ASSORTED TRAYBAKES
TOASTED SANDWICHES
SOUP
SALADS
Tea, Coffee etc etc
A really delightful menu, I cant say enough good things about this place, really it is an absolute treasure and if you dont try it then you are a fool, well worth the wee trip out into the countryside. She only opens Thursday, Friday and Saturday though. Best service and fayre by far anywhere about, cafes in Newry take note, THIS is how proper food should taste.
Love it