New Jade House

Probably the worst takeaway I have ever had.
This place is open on Tuesdays when most other places around this area are shut, so we decided to give cooking a miss and get something from this Chinese take away. I really wish I would have stuck a pizza in the oven.
I had chicken and sweetcorn soup which was watery and tasteless, not gloopy and thick like it’s supposed to be. There wasn’t any chicken in it either which was a pretty vital ingredient.
Disheartened, I moved onto my chicken balls, curry sauce and fried rice main meal, which was generous enough, but just… blah, really.
The curry sauce was very watery and spicy, far too nippy for a accompaniment. The rice tasted like it had been sitting in the container for ages, which was horrible, and the chicken was tough as old boots wrapped in soggy batter. I was so unimpressed, I actually rang up to complain, to no avail.
Steer well clear!