Whitworth Park Fair

Can’t say I rate this fair. Been dragged along twice and I regret both visits.
Its big, and there are loads of flashing lights, and horrible loud music, and the rides don’t look at all safe. Don’t misunderstand me here, I’m not saying they aren’t safe, I’m sure they’re perfectly safe (well I’m not sure so don’t come to me when something goes wrong) but I’m just saying they don’t LOOK safe. Perhaps its me, perhaps I’m a scaredy cat, but lets just say that I feel much safer at Thorpe Park.
Loads of candy floss, which is expensive for pure sugar, which you can buy for 500g for 50p, and it tastes horrible. That’s another downside of it.
Everything is expensive. By the time you’ve spend the evening here you’ve probably spent enough money to go to Alton Towers. Don’t bother going.

I don’t really know why reviewing a fair is even useful. If you are the sort of person who enjoys paying far too much for his or her enjoyment then I imagine you’re exactly the sort of person they’re marketing to. You’ll gladly spend all your hard earned cash on sub-​par rides and candyfloss as the flint-​eyed carnie folk cackle madly at your naivety and eat your babies. That last part may not actually be true, but they sure are creepy.
If, like me, you prefer your fun cheap and of a quantifiable quality, you’ll walk right on by the flashing lights and screams.