St Simeon

If negative stars were an option, St. Simeon would surely be a candidate to receive them.
Please, please, please do not stay here. Do not be seduced by a cheap rate in a nice part of town. You will be sad and disappointed. This «hotel» is basically a converted home that has seriously overestimated its charm and is depending on their location alone to attract guests.
We arrived weary after a long day of travel only to find no one at the front desk or even in ear shot. After finally being helped and shown to our room, we were horrified to find that our «two person» room was merely a converted closet of sorts and should never have been allowed to be zoned as anything else. The young man who showed us to our room told us that it was because we were checking in so late that we were given such a room. We had called ahead to alert them of our late arrival and were assured we would have a 2 person accommodation. Two people and two suitcases filled the room so that we could barely move.
The two beds were tiny, the one lamp had no shade on it and the bathroom had no hot water. The walls were so thin I could hear the conversation of those above us (and surprisingly, they weren’t talking about how awful the hotel was!).
We left minutes after checking in to get out of the room and drink enough so that we would pass out upon return and not have to think about what a mess we had gotten ourselves into.
There was complementary breakfast the next day that we did not check out, instead we checked out completely and moved to another hotel up the street that was slightly more expensive and well worth it.
As I already stated — please do not stay here.