Shoe Express

Shoe Express should be done by Advertising Standards. They do not sell shoes.
They sell fashion clothing at cheap prices. Most of it looks fairly cheap, but if you have a rummage you might find something that’s very affordable but doesn’t look like it’ll unravel as you leave the shop, or like you dance around a pole in the evenings for a job.
The staff are surly at their absolute best. Major grumpazoids at their usual level, and out-​of-​their-​way unhelpful on bad days.
The changing rooms are a bit of a joke, and if you have any sense of Britishness regarding privacy and getting undressed you will not be able to try anything on. However, their sizes are often quite odd, so frequently will require you to try them on.